Is your CAPTION confused and thinks it landed in Brazil by mistake?

underpants

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Tue Jul-08-03 12:40 PM
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Is your CAPTION confused and thinks it landed in Brazil by mistake?

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fertilizeonarbusto

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Tue Jul-08-03 12:42 PM
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1. My caption

"In thought bubble, "Wow, they have blacks HERE too?'"

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skip fox

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Tue Jul-08-03 01:02 PM
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2. W. is "thinking": "Geez. Braves and Mets, Reds and Astros, Brewers

and Pirates. But shit! . . . ain't no stinkin' baseball in Africa. What's here anyway?, I'd like to
know. Just a bunch of different countries run by bellhops and shoeshines and stuff. And everybody
acts like they're too good for baseball, I guess, or even hockey, much less professional wrestling!
Shit. I'll betja Saddam and Osama are whooping it up somewhere along the Riveria right about now.
And I'll betja they're probably drinking beer and watching the game too. Geez."

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cosmicdot

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Tue Jul-08-03 01:58 PM
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5. W is thinking: Gee, I should have gotten out more when I was younger...

Edited on Tue Jul-08-03 02:38 PM by cosmicdot

...I didn't realize there was a real Africa with real people ... it would have given me needed insight and understanding in the ways of the world and how I could make it a better place to live ...... naw, just kidding ...

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Mr. Jinx

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Tue Jul-08-03 01:10 PM
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3. "Is this thing on?"

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underpants

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Tue Jul-08-03 01:44 PM
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4. Condi said there were "Bushmen" in this country of Africa......

Now I think that's right she told me that in the executive summary of the briefing she went to for me ....Hmm I sure don't remember seeing anyone that looked like these people at the house in Kennebunktport I mean there were people that looked like this but they all dressed alike with bowties and whitegloves on so I dunno maybe Diddy's girlfriend at the State Department, Jennifer, was black.....he never mentioned it hehehe I'l ask him about it the next time we get together and talk about p***y.....

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Bossy Monkey

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Tue Jul-08-03 03:20 PM
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6. "Can you hear me now? Good!"

Oh, you said "caption"; I thought you said "catchphrase"

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skip fox

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Tue Jul-08-03 03:53 PM
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7. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:

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skip fox

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Tue Jul-08-03 07:46 PM
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8. Come on, DU, CAPTION hisskinny ass!

Kick him while he's down!

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