Don't think I don't know what you're up to.

GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:29 PM
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Don't think I don't know what you're up to.

You and your commie friends.

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:36 PM
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1. Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?

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otherlander

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Sat Apr-14-07 10:03 AM
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32. None.

The Soviet Union isn't there anymore.

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GirlinContempt

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Sun Apr-15-07 10:29 AM
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34. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIME ZONES?

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Bucky

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Sun Apr-15-07 10:36 AM
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35. In Soviet Union, Time Zones have YOU!

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GirlinContempt

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Sun Apr-15-07 11:45 AM
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39. too true

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thefool_wa

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Sun Apr-15-07 05:34 PM
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47. I heard this during the Goodwill Games in 1986

There are as many time zones between Moscow and the eastern coast of the former Soviet Union as there are between Moscow and LOS ANGELES! (that would be 11 if I recall correctly).

It should also be noted that the answers under the Communism column apply to communism as applied within the Soviet Union - and not to the general principles of communism as a whol. For example: Karl Marx did not say that people shouldn't question their government (at least not that I can recall, but I haven't studied communism since AP econ in high school).

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GirlinContempt

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Sun Apr-15-07 07:50 PM
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48. I'm well aware

thanks.

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YellowRubberDuckie

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:40 PM
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2. Most of that is bullshit.

Good God, people are gullible.

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:42 PM
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4. I know what you're up to!

There's no use trying to hide!

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Danger Mouse

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:40 PM
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3. BURN IT! BURN IT ALL!

Ugh, that checklist makes me want to retch. :puke:

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:42 PM
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5. Everything you say or do

I see right through.
I know your kind.

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Danger Mouse

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:46 PM
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6. But comrade! I am merely trying to share my wealth with the people!

Why don't you join us, comrade?

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:48 PM
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7. I know what you're up to, don't pretend that you don't understand

Edited on Fri Apr-13-07 04:49 PM by GirlinContempt

cause I know what you're up to and I'll fight it right down to the end.

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Danger Mouse

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:51 PM
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8. You won't stop me OR my commie friends, thank you very much =D

11 time zones, huh? Wow.

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:57 PM
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10. I know what you're up to, with your long hair and your tie dyed clothes

I know there's a conspiracy beneath it that I will EXPOSE

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Bucky

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Sun Apr-15-07 10:42 AM
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37. The more you expose....

... the happier I am

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GirlinContempt

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Sun Apr-15-07 11:46 AM
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40. Oh what?

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:59 PM
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12. And, yeah, 11.

Edited on Fri Apr-13-07 05:00 PM by GirlinContempt

Crazy, eh? Canada only has six.

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Call Me Wesley

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:52 PM
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9. First, there's no Soviet Union anymore thanks to Reagan.

Second, Capitalism roxxors!

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 04:58 PM
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11. I know your kind

It's all a ploy just to destroy the bourgeoisie do you think I'm blind?!
http://www.seecolinslash.com/audio/seecolinslash-youandyourcommiefriends.mp3

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Call Me Wesley

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Fri Apr-13-07 05:18 PM
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13. Ha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3AGr2GGgPw

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 05:21 PM
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14. "not sure if the video should of ended with the hammer and sickle"

Edited on Fri Apr-13-07 05:24 PM by GirlinContempt

ROFL

I have a lot of those prints on my walls :D

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Call Me Wesley

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Fri Apr-13-07 05:24 PM
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15. That sucked.

Most of the pics sucked too, but it's the only version I could find from Billy Bragg. And he played around the original text, making it better, IMO.

:hi:

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 05:28 PM
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16. Ain't nothing wrong with a hammer and sickle

I think it's funny someone thought it was inappropriate.

I like the pictures. I have a lot of them.

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Call Me Wesley

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Fri Apr-13-07 05:37 PM
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17. Don't get an old Trotskyst wrong ...

The mix I've seen there had a few stalinist pics in it, and the hammer and sickle might now be great as a poster, but the history is perverted and gone. Makes a great T-Shirt, though. Or a fridge magnet. A nifty MySpace background ... :shrug:

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 05:41 PM
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18. Yeah, well...

I have one stalin pic, with him and lenin. The other I gave as a gift to someone. The hammer and sickle isn't a great poster, I wouldn't say. I'd say it still means something. At least in some places. It was always a powerful image, ad execs would love it if it wasn't, well, a hammer and sickle.

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otherlander

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Fri Apr-13-07 05:47 PM
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19. Wow... where the hell is that chart from?

Most of those things vary by individual government, anyway.
Wait... desire for PEACE? :rofl:

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 05:49 PM
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20. It's pretty hilarious

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-13-07 05:53 PM
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21. Capitalism has a recognition of a God?

That's news.....

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 05:56 PM
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22. Capitalism and god, together at last!

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otherlander

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Fri Apr-13-07 06:00 PM
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24. God likes bling.

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 07:31 PM
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29. Gold plated angels and shit

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Bucky

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Sun Apr-15-07 10:39 AM
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36. Gold plated angels I can appreciate. But gold-plated shit?

I'd call that over kill

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-13-07 06:00 PM
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26. Revised Sermon on the Mount:

Blessed are those that are wealthy, because they have money;

Blessed are those who screw everyone else, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven;

Blessed are the conquerors, for they are cool.

Blessed is the person who wrote this down properly, and will re-post it when it becomes clear that this was not the original Sermon on the Mount;

Blessed are the vicous, for they will be filled with schadenfraude;

Blessed are the victorious, 'cos they aren't losers. heh. heh.

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Fundyland revision, from the year 2010 I believe.

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otherlander

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Fri Apr-13-07 05:59 PM
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23. And I'm pretty sure that no government in the world

is actually capable of taking away "freedom of thought." :crazy:

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 06:00 PM
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25. I HEARD THAT

back to the Gulag!

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-13-07 06:01 PM
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27. What about that movie "equilibrium"? What about the Daleks?

:)

;)

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ghostsofgiants

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Fri Apr-13-07 06:26 PM
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28. EXTERMINATE!

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GirlinContempt

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Fri Apr-13-07 10:50 PM
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30. There's a place reserved in hell just for you and all your communist friends.

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Dave Reynolds

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Sat Apr-14-07 12:28 AM
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31. But....

we'll have so much fun that our asses will get kicked out.

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GirlinContempt

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Sun Apr-15-07 10:21 AM
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33. Because it's so RED?

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Bucky

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Sun Apr-15-07 10:49 AM
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38. #1. Censored books for use in schools #2. Freedom from an employer

That's just two they got wrong. I mean, unless you want to argue that Texas public schools aren't part of capitalism, we have LOTS of censorship.

Everyone has an employer, even commies. The only difference is that in America you work for paycheck. In Soviet Union, paycheck work for YOU! (Oh wait, that one doesn't work).

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bridgit

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Sun Apr-15-07 11:54 AM
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41. if we include: Freedom To Drink Matryoshkina Vodka, would we then encourage...

a 'Yes' on all three accounts? cause i'm down with that http://russianvodka.com/russian_vodkas/matryoshkina_vodka.htm :thumbsup:

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GirlinContempt

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Sun Apr-15-07 01:31 PM
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43. Lush

;)

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NewJeffCT

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Sun Apr-15-07 11:59 AM
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42. I don't just have commie friends - my in-laws are card carrying communist party members

so there!

:patriot:

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GirlinContempt

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Sun Apr-15-07 01:33 PM
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44. I know what you're up to

I can see it in your eyes.

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NewJeffCT

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Sun Apr-15-07 05:01 PM
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46. pah

i'd probably be too busy staring at your boobs for you to see anything in my eyes.

:hide:

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MadAsHellNewYorker

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Sun Apr-15-07 01:33 PM
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45. who squealed?

:yoiks:

thats a great graphic...I love it

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GirlinContempt

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Sun Apr-15-07 10:11 PM
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49. You talk in your sleep

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MadAsHellNewYorker

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Mon Apr-16-07 12:32 PM
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50. shit. I knew that would get me into trouble one day

....sigh....

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GirlinContempt

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Mon Apr-16-07 07:35 PM
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51. Muzzle?

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MadAsHellNewYorker

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Mon Apr-16-07 07:38 PM
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52. ball gag?

:evilgrin:

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Bassic

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Mon Apr-16-07 07:40 PM
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53. Interesting chart.

Where did it come from?

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GirlinContempt

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Mon Apr-16-07 07:40 PM
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54. The magical land of google image search

:D In other words, I'm not sure

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Bassic

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Mon Apr-16-07 07:43 PM
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55. lol

:rofl:

Good answer :D

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GirlinContempt

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Mon Apr-16-07 07:45 PM
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56. I do come up with em from time to time

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Bassic

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Mon Apr-16-07 07:47 PM
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57. You seem to have a knack for it my friend.

Edited on Mon Apr-16-07 07:47 PM by Bassic

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GirlinContempt

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Mon Apr-16-07 07:50 PM
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58. Je suis l'alpha

et l'Omega

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Bassic

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Mon Apr-16-07 07:51 PM
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59. Je m'incline devant votre grandeur

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GirlinContempt

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Mon Apr-16-07 09:00 PM
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61. Voir que vous .

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MissMarple

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Mon Apr-16-07 08:07 PM
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60. Well, just fine then! But we are NOT, I repeat, NOT...

giving up the scotch....or the chardonnay, for that matter. I'm denying everything else, except for the Constitution and and its Bill of Rights. Carry on. :)

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deadparrot

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Mon Apr-16-07 09:05 PM
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62. The "Right to be Unemployed."

Wonder what the RWers who are all about the "welfare queens" would think of that one?

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GirlinContempt

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Mon Apr-16-07 09:26 PM
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63. That one was pretty hilarious

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