I just had a vasectomy last Friday. Ask me anything.

arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:04 PM
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I just had a vasectomy last Friday. Ask me anything.

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AllegroRondo

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:05 PM
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1. had a chance to test it yet?

everything working?

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:07 PM
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6. I have to "stay off the injury" for a few more days.

Edited on Wed Apr-18-07 01:08 PM by arbusto_baboso

And before I can stop using condoms with Mrs. Arbusto, they need to check me every few weeks, to make sure things are "clear".

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ohiosmith

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:05 PM
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2. Wanna play some hockey?

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:08 PM
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7. Could we just go jogging, instead?

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Maine-ah

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:06 PM
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3. how ya feelin?

a friend of mine was thinking about doing this, but he's a bit afraid.

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:09 PM
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10. Your friend has nothing to worry about.

I've honestly had kicks to my groin that hurt far worse than I feel now.

And of course, the surgery itself is painless, due to anesthetic.

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taterguy

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:07 PM
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4. Why does your profile say you enjoy dating dirtbag conservative fundies

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:10 PM
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11. Ummm, that should read "debating".

Has it been tampered with?

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taterguy

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:12 PM
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14. No I just can't read

Or maybe I can't resist a cheap laugh

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LaraMN

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:07 PM
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5. Are you going to be good and bring in your sample?

I know two little people who were born post-vasectomy, dut to Daddies who *just figured* they were all good to go!

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:11 PM
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13. Absolutely!!!!

And for good reason.

had two scares just prior to the surgery.

Still makes me shudder!

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LaraMN

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:12 PM
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15. My husband had his a few years ago.

It. is. fabulous!

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NightWatcher

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:08 PM
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8. did it hurt?

were you awake during the "procedure"?
how long are you out of action?
how much does it cost, for those of us without insurance?

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:13 PM
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16. In order...

No, the procedure itself was painless. The recovery has been uncomfortable, but I expected worse.

I'll be out of action for another few days at least.

Couldn't tell you what the uninsured cost would be. But my insurance had a $100 co-pay

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XNASA

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:09 PM
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9. Did it cut your weekend short?

:shrug:

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:14 PM
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17. It wasn't a HUGE deal.

Or should that be "HUGH"???

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Kali

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:10 PM
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12. Congrats! Good for you.

Insurance or self pay?

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:16 PM
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18. Insurance. Still had a $100 co-pay.

But worth every penny.

The funniest bit is, I'm a Desert Storm vet and THIS is what made my wife say that I no longer have anything to prove to her about manliness!

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Kali

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Wed Apr-18-07 05:10 PM
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34. heh

it takes balls to disconnect your balls!

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 05:16 PM
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35. It's a simpler deal for us men, which is why I did it.

Didn't want my wife to have to go through the much more complicated and dangerous surgery women have to have for the same results.

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rug

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:28 PM
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19. When will you stop humping my leg?

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:35 PM
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22. Your leg is just ASKIN for it!

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Sanity Claws

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:33 PM
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20. Do you have to wear one of those cone things on your head?

My dog had to wear one. Poor baby.
It might get you some pity sex.

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:36 PM
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23. I wear those cone thingys all the time...

And for your info, I got plenty of pity sex BEFORE the vasectomy, thank you very much.

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Left Is Write

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:34 PM
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21. Did you keep the swelling down with a bag of frozen peas?

I will NEVER have a vasectomy.

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:37 PM
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24. Frozen peas, ice, you name it....

I never thought putting ice on my crotch would be something I'd enjoy. Not without being tied-up first, anyway.

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Maraya1969

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:45 PM
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25. Did you know my cousin's last kid was conceived after a vasectomy?

Just letting you know that the condom this is real important.

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:48 PM
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26. My wife has a neice who conceived after her hubbie was snipped...

Seems the dumbshit never went back to the doc to have his sperm levels checked.

I won't be making any of those mistakes.

40 is too old to be a new father.

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Beer Snob-50

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:49 PM
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27. he probably did not give his two samples

to be checked!

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cobalt1999

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:49 PM
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28. How about a bike ride?

After mine, I couldn't even LOOK at my bike seat for 10 days without cringing :)

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 01:52 PM
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29. The sad irony is....

While I got this done so I could have unbridled hot monkey sex with the missus, right now sex is a purely academic concern to me.

And yet, I've been awakening to "morning wood" every day since the procedure.

Bizarre.

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av8rdave

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Wed Apr-18-07 02:06 PM
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30. recovering quickly?

I felt 100% within a couple of days....

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arbusto_baboso

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Wed Apr-18-07 02:11 PM
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31. Well, I AM posting from work...

But "the boys" are still a tad sore.

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av8rdave

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Wed Apr-18-07 02:26 PM
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33. They'll be back in fighting form in no time. Just rememer....

Nothing is for certain until you've had at least a couple months of no swimmers

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Bake

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Wed Apr-18-07 02:24 PM
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32. Take it easy and keep an icebag handy!

I knew a guy that insisted on mowing the lawn the weekend after a Friday vasectomy. His nutsack swelled up like grapefruit!! You don't want that to happen!!

Also, beware of children jumping in you lap knees first ... trust me on this one!

Bake

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