New Jesus Christ Action Figures! - Democratic Underground

swag

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Wed Apr-18-07 03:28 PM
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New Jesus Christ Action Figures!

My birthday isn't until June, but this news can't wait!

Via Jesus' General comes word of an exciting new line of Jesus Christ Action Figures!

The “I Am Freedom” figure showcases a jean-clad Jesus aboard a Chopper, complete with long raked handlebars, his long robe flying out from behind him. The “I Am Victory” model has Jesus mid-bicycle kick in a soccer uniform, his cleats pointing skyward. In a more thoughtful vein, “I Am Peace” shows Jesus in camouflage military fatigues, holding a dove in his outstretched hand, while “I Am Hope” simply portrays Jesus in shabby clothing, holding a sign with the all-too omnipresent, “Will Work 4 Food.”

...Rounding out the set are “I Am Strength,” with Jesus aboard a bucking bull, cowboy hat in hand; “I Am Faith,” featuring Jesus scrambling with a football; “I Am Spirit” has Him shooting a curl while surfing; “I Am Youth” has a skateboarding Jesus riding a rail; and lastly “I Am Life” shows a rock-climbing Jesus hanging from a cliff.

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jpgray

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Wed Apr-18-07 03:29 PM
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1. Bull-riding Jesus is no stranger to raping the land

:rofl:

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texanwitch

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Wed Apr-18-07 03:42 PM
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3. I like that one.

Bull riding Jesus.

He needs a cowboy hat with thorns.

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Fenris

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Wed Apr-18-07 03:30 PM
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2. Do you think they tried putting Jesus' football helmet on over his crown of thorns?

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ghostsofgiants

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Wed Apr-18-07 03:43 PM
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4. Awesome.

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Reverend_Smitty

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Wed Apr-18-07 03:44 PM
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5. Since when did Jesus play QB for Dallas?

I wonder if he and TO get along?

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