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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 04:51 PM
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Who wants to pray for my balls?
Not quite your usual sort of copycat! :D
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 04:55 PM
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1. Are they sick?
Or just feeling blue? <sorry, couldn't resist!>
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 05:30 PM
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4. Now there's a double-meaning!
:rofl:
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 06:34 PM
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5. I'm on a roll today.
Or am I just off my nut? :P
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 04:56 PM
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2. Are they in danger?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 04:56 PM
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3. Oy vey!
Am I hawt enough?
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 06:51 PM
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6. Are they deflating?
If so, you need to pump them up to make them firm.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 06:58 PM
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7. Nope. Not on steroids yet...
:rofl:

But I can be... There's this retailer in Maplewood that sells legal steroids...
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:01 PM
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8. I will sponsor you balls for $10 each.
Oh, I thought you said PAY. Never mind.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:02 PM
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9. I'd like to prey ON your balls.
:evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:07 PM
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10. They're ripe for the picking!
:evilgrin:
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:14 PM
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11. Am sending over the team for you, HT...
be sure to look for these guys at your door...





And they'll be bringing you replacement balls






Meanwhile, while you're waiting, you can spend a little time reading The Book...you know...

The Juggling For Jesus Book!


http://www.christianjuggler.com/books.htm



Am sure it will do you some spiritual good :P
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