Kim Basinger? Alec Baldwin? What the hell are you guys talking about?

LSK

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:03 PM
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Kim Basinger? Alec Baldwin? What the hell are you guys talking about?

Edited on Fri Apr-20-07 02:18 PM by LSK

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:hide:

ps: I am not visiting GD today. :D

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Debi

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:04 PM
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1. Shhhh....if we ignore it long enough maybe they'll all go back to GD

and fight about whether it's too early for Meridith Viera to wear white pants :eyes:

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philosophie_en_rose

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:09 PM
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2. Alec Baldwin's daughter didn't answer, when he called.

He left her a message calling her stupid, a vile pig, and a variety of other things. He also insulted her mother.

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Chan790

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:11 PM
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4. Noooooo.

This thread was the place where we who do not care about this crap were hiding until they migrated back to GD.

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Debi

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:12 PM
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6. DON'T DO IT!!!

There are 37someodd other threads that the same darn subject can be discussed on. :banghead:

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LSK

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:13 PM
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7. I need to know this why??????

:shrug:

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philosophie_en_rose

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:27 PM
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12. You asked what we were talking about.

:shrug:

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Chan790

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:10 PM
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3. I declare this a KB/AB-free zone,

This is a JB/KG zone only.

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Debi

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:11 PM
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5. Ahhh Tenacious D would never leave mean and nasty cell phone

messages....would they??? :shrug:

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ghostsofgiants

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:23 PM
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11. Well they DID poison each other's wine in an attempt to each become king.

Edited on Fri Apr-20-07 02:23 PM by primate1

So you know...

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hfojvt

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:16 PM
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8. my step-father

is an alien!! :scared:

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wildhorses

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:18 PM
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9. the blind date that never ended

:scared:

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Gormy Cuss

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Fri Apr-20-07 02:20 PM
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10. You BASTARD!

Made me look.:D

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