Oh- my update from my physical: - Democratic Underground

LaraMN

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Fri Apr-20-07 05:24 PM
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Oh- my update from my physical:

I still have a uterus and ovaries.
I still have reflexes.
I have some hemoglobins, but not enough of them.
I successfully peed in the cup.
My LDL cholesterol is 70-something.
My HDL is 30-something.
I have not gotten taller since last year.

:P

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matcom

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Fri Apr-20-07 05:28 PM
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1. so, you are saying that you are shrinking but...

your aim is still decent.

:thumbsup:

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LaraMN

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Fri Apr-20-07 05:29 PM
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2. I'm not shrinking! I've got a good...well....lots of years before that happens!

And my aim, as always, is impeccable. I am well-practiced.

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undeterred

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Fri Apr-20-07 06:29 PM
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3. I don't have cancer in either of the female places that they check.

And I got 2 letters this week which prove it.:applause:

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LaraMN

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Fri Apr-20-07 06:41 PM
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4. Yowza!

Fabulous!
Let us celebrate with martinis garnished with tiny, olive-pincing specula!

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snailly

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Fri Apr-20-07 08:45 PM
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5. How's your hearing?

Eye sight? Any changes in weight we should know about? Do you sleep well? Headaches? Ever been to a Turkish prison?

Really - your cholesterol is great. Mine is about 800 points higher so my doctor is not such a fan of mine. It didn't help that I accidentally ate a 16 oz steak today and now I feel like I swallowed a cow stuffed with bricks. oops

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MissMillie

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Fri Apr-20-07 08:47 PM
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6. you need to bring that HDL up

your LDL is good, but your HDL should be over 50

olive oil, canola oil, certain nuts, salmon, tuna........

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wildhorses

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Fri Apr-20-07 11:18 PM
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8. you are right

even peanut butter...

i wonder if that has something to do with those low hemoglobins:shrug:

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ForrestGump

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Fri Apr-20-07 11:16 PM
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7. We need

pictures.

You already know this... :P

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LaraMN

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Fri Apr-20-07 11:18 PM
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9. Of my exam?!

You TRASH!

:rofl:

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ForrestGump

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Fri Apr-20-07 11:31 PM
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10. As Sir Edmund Hillary once said,

"Nothing ventured, nothing gained. :D

We live in hope. :hi:

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