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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 10:55 AM
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Things you should never ever do bare footed:
Play hop scotch on carpet tacks.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 10:56 AM
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1. Run through a tack factory
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 10:56 AM
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2. walk through molten steel or magma?
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 11:11 AM
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8. Somehow, I think that's a bad idea WITH shoes on too.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 10:57 AM
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3. Dance in a campfire
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 10:57 AM
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4. walk around the lot at the drive-in movie
(and yes, I'm speaking from experience)
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 11:05 AM
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6. Yuk! Poor baby.
:rofl:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:32 PM
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24. Walk around at the porn theatre
(and no, I'm not speaking from experience)
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:32 PM
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25. The Oval Office ...
all the bullshit.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 10:59 AM
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5. walk on a coral reef n/t
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 02:15 PM
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30. Muck out stalls...
:P
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 02:17 PM
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31. good one!!
:thumbsup:
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 11:06 AM
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7. cut grass
But I crushed a foot a few years ago. I am now OCD regarding wearing heavy duty leather boots to protect my pedals.


CB
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 02:12 PM
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28. smoke grass
One would look over, see the socks lying there, and then whip out the lawn mower because those are some big-ass overgrown socks that need to be trimmed.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 11:11 AM
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9. Shower in a college dormitory.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 11:17 AM
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11. EWWWWWW
x(
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 11:13 AM
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10. Chase a cat through a field
where the grass covers the cactus.

x(
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 11:22 AM
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12. Walk across the kitchen of a fraternity house in the dark. (Extremely gross Warning!!)
Edited on Wed Apr-25-07 11:22 AM by Chan790
"Crunch! Crunch! Crunch!"

"Who the F threw peanut shells on the kitchen floor?"

"What peanuts? We didn't buy any peanuts."

"Quick, turn on the light."

(click) (scatter)

"OMG, that's disgusting." :puke:

(Ten minutes later)

"Did Chan just jump in the shower? He knows I have plans."

"Uhh...yeah. He's washing cockroach gibs out from between his toes."

When I got out of the shower, there were 8 fraternity brothers standing in the hall serenading my misfortune to the Alka-Seltzer jingle.

*True Story*
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 11:23 AM
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13. walk through a cow pasture.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 11:42 AM
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14. Walk on pavement in the summertime
Voice of experience here.
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chemenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:05 PM
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15. Rewire your house?
n/t
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:06 PM
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16. cut off your shoes
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:08 PM
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17. Rescue people from burning buildings.
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Yog Sothoth Donating Member (83 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:20 PM
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18. Try to stop a car like Fred Flintstone
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 02:15 PM
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29. Lol
Welcome to DU! :toast:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:24 PM
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19. Walk around in Man's Country.
Even when walking around in a towel, best to wear footwear.
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Zuiderelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:25 PM
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20. Work as a dominatrix.
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Yog Sothoth Donating Member (83 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:25 PM
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21. Stand on a glacier
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The2ndWheel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:27 PM
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22. Handstands
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:27 PM
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23. insulate the attic
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:37 PM
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26. walk in a dog park
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Yog Sothoth Donating Member (83 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 01:38 PM
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27. solve a Rubik's Cube
Edited on Wed Apr-25-07 01:40 PM by Yog Sothoth
takes way too long
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 02:17 PM
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32. walk on lava
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 02:18 PM
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33. and for that matter, walk on volcanic rock.
Edited on Wed Apr-25-07 02:18 PM by wildhorses
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 02:48 PM
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34. Hoe.
Anything really, but I'd especially avoiding hoeing beans.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 05:47 PM
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36. Who you calling a hoe?
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 05:50 PM
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37. Why, absolutely no one, officer.
I was merely pointing to this shiny new gardening implement.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 05:50 PM
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38. Move along.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 03:51 PM
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35. walk in your home in the dark if you have a barfer pet
Edited on Wed Apr-25-07 03:51 PM by Skittles
I had the extreme displeasure of stepping in cold kitty puke and it squished between my toes. Yes INDEED! :o
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 05:53 PM
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39. Retreive a kitten from your teenaged daughter's bedroom. I've got scars.
Stepped on an ac/dc adapter, had the adapter puncture my foot right on the arch, 7 weeks in a cast (dislocated bones and a disrupted plantar fascia, two dig outs and it still hurts when I step wrong.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 06:11 PM
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40. Go to a Dick Morris lecture
:evilgrin:
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carly denise pt deux Donating Member (855 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 06:45 PM
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41. walk across a dark room when you kid was playing with legos earlier
carly
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 08:15 PM
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42. Herd herbivores n/t
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 08:18 PM
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43. Seriously?
Shovel horse shit with a rusty pitchfork.

When you put the pitchfork through your foot, you will get a one way ticket to tetanus shot land, which is somewhere NOONE SHOULD EVER GO. :cry:
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