Captain America Arrested Over Pants-Burrito
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When one woman refused to touch the burrito, it is alleged that the doctor removed the snack and groped her.
The police were called, and, according to the official report, 'there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's
were asked to go outside for a possible identification.'
Adamcik was identified as the lecherous superhero in question, and taken to the police station in Melbourne, Florida – where, to increase his troubles, he was caught trying to flush a joint that he'd also stashed down his tights.
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=46450&in_page_id=2
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