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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 05:51 PM
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Needed Quickly: Brunette With Soft Eyelashes And Bottle Of Scotch
willing to relocate to Maine to be with Maineiac tonight or else I will be sacrificed to the evil Deb!

Please help me as I have no possible way to save myself and crim son is willing to let Deb have me.

:cry:

I'm :scared:

I need help

volunteers needed now! Please! Maineiac is a nice guy I'm sure, ask crimmie about him.

H E L P !!!!!!!!!!!!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 05:57 PM
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1. somebody save me...
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 05:57 PM
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2. ....
:rofl:


i think you're on your own man
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 06:19 PM
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3. Shit
I've been abandoned

crimmie has abandoned me to Deb... and I've seen her pic and know her background now and I'm vewy :scared:

somebody help me, i have to cook hamburgers and hotdogs tonight!

M's birthday!

Help me
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 06:20 PM
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4. sorry, spk,
wish I could help!

Ah! tell crimmie to dye her hair!:evilgrin:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 06:23 PM
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5. Crimmie Dye Your Hair
there...

did it work?
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 06:32 PM
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6. She's abandoned me to the
large bosom of Deb...

:hi:

goodbye cruel world!
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 07:54 PM
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13. well, I guess she has seriously abandoned you.
enjoy that large bosom.....
(.)(.)
:evilgrin: :rofl:
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 06:44 PM
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7. Haha...
I have soft eyelashes, brown-hair and a lot of scotch, but I don't think I'm what you're looking for. Something tells me that I'm not Maineiacs' type.

Guess you should have been more specific...:eyes:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 06:45 PM
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9. I Don't Care Chan
if you can pull it off

I'm okay with it


:shrug:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 06:45 PM
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8. Dude, how do you get yourself into these messes???
:rofl: :hi: I'm gonna sit back and watch.... :P
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 06:47 PM
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10. You won't help me?
NWC, after all we went through together in college (at different places yeah, but we were connected in spirit)

Help me please...


:(


please....


don't make me beg




ALL RIGHT I'M BEGGING@!

FIND ME A BRUNETTE FOR MAINEIAC

please :D
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 06:48 PM
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12. OK... I'll help... .Let's give him Sela Ward...
:hi: :rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 04:54 PM
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14. Hey..
hmmm :think:

Hell with Deb vs. giving Maineiac Sela Ward...


:shrug:

Sela it is!

:hi:
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 06:48 PM
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11. surely there's someone on DU of that description
let's just hope they like you enough :rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 04:55 PM
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15. I'm free!
I've gotten away!

:rofl:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 05:34 PM
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16. I misread the thread title
At first glance, I thought the first two words were "need quickie"

:rofl:
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