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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 05:23 PM
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Any amatuer (or professional) dream interpreters on DU?
Maybe you can help me with this dream of my wife's.

She dreamt she was in the home of a gay male friend. In the dream, this friend had a shitload of cats at his place, but they were all VERY odd looking, i.e., purple and pink plaid, etc.

He gave her one of the cats to take home. It kept peeing on our sofa, and she later found out that it did that because it wasn't "fixed" yet.

Any idea what this means, other than that my wife shouldn't mix beer with her sleeping meds?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 05:25 PM
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1. she is in love with her daddy but secretly wants to breast feed in an Olive Garden
:shrug:
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 05:30 PM
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2. Naw. She doesn't liek her dad much, and would breast feed pretty much anywhere.
If she had child, that is. On second thought, I don't think that would stop her, either.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 05:32 PM
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3. oh, there was NOTHING in my reply about a baby
:rofl:
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 05:39 PM
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5. Dude, you don't know the half of it.
Mrs. Arbusto LOOKS like a librarian, but she's a superfreak.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 05:40 PM
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7. well, Mrs. Arbusto has, through YOUR description, just satisfied a MAJOR fantasy of mine
:D
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 05:42 PM
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8. Ummmm....
You're welcome? :shrug:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 05:42 PM
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9. auto-reply
we are sorry, Matcom is away from his computer right now. he is expected to return in 9-12 minutes
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 05:33 PM
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4. It means she want to have sex with your mother.
Oh, look at that, our time is up.

Please straighten out the billing with my secretary on your way out.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 05:40 PM
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6. That was NOT a whole hour!!!! Shyster shrink!
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 06:17 PM
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10. Have you been "fixed" yet?
She fears that if she gets pregnant, she will give birth to odd-looking cats who will pee on her sofa.
Hurry up and get to the doctor, Mister.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 06:19 PM
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11. I took care of that on April 13th.
No really. I had a whole thread about how a woman in Michigan prayed for my balls. Did you miss that?
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 06:22 PM
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13. I missed that wonderful thread
What was she praying for?
Was your wife jealous about another woman's interest in your balls?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 06:25 PM
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14. She was praying for things to turn out well...
AND for the surgery to be successful.

My wife wasn't jealous. We have an "alternative" kind of marriage. Not only do other women pray for my balls, they do.... other things with them as well.

And yes, Mrs. Arbusto has the same freedom I do.
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 06:21 PM
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12. in the back of her mind she views you as gay
and is afraid that if she gets a bad hair dye job she will start wetting the bed...




j/k....:)
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 06:39 PM
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15. She wets the bed NOW.
Of course, she's standing on the dresser when she does it, so I don't know what that means, either. :silly:
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 06:40 PM
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16. lol.....
nice aim she has... :rofl:
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