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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 01:53 PM Original message |
Musician joke Tuesday! |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
1. How do you get a drummer off your front porch? |
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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 01:56 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Why do drummers always wear towels around their necks? |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
3. How do you make a Soprano's eyes sparkle? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 01:58 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Whats the definition of a French 6/9 chord? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
4. did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
6. How can you tell the trombone player's kids on the playground? |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 05:08 PM Response to Reply #6 |
24. LOL. |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
7. what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
8. Whats the difference between a drummer and a large pizza? |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
9. Why do drummers have one more brain cell than a horse? |
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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 03:06 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Bwahaha.... |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
10. How do you make a drummers car go faster? |
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Jokerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
11. We renamed our band "A cappella"... |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 05:39 PM Response to Reply #11 |
31. classic joke, I miss Mitch |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 03:05 PM Response to Original message |
12. My Fellow PDX Oregonian |
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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 03:11 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Love the accordian / trombone joke... |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 05:55 PM Response to Reply #12 |
33. wait, I thought "perfect pitch" was when ... |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
15. How do you know a person standing outside a door is a chick singer? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
16. How do you get a bass player to stop playing? |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
17. What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra? |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
18. How can you tell when a Drummer is at your door? |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
19. How do you know when the stage is level? |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
20. What are the six words you'll never hear at a bluegrass festival? |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
21. Another reason bagpipers walk. . . |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
22. How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
23. Why are banjo player jokes so simple? |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
25. One day a mother asked her son as he came home from school, |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
26. What's the difference between a dead trombonist and a dead snake in the road? |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
27. How can you tell that the person knocking at your door is a drummer? |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
28. What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond? |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
29. How many musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 05:27 PM Response to Original message |
30. How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-02-07 07:46 AM Response to Reply #30 |
37. Other answers to that one... |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
32. what do you call a person who hangs around with musicians? |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
34. Tuba or not tuba? |
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
35. Three men approach the Pearly Gates... |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-01-07 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
36. What's the difference between a BagPipe and a Chainsaw? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-02-07 07:47 AM Response to Original message |
38. how do you tune an oboe section? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-02-07 07:48 AM Response to Original message |
39. What do you call a drummer with no girlfreind? |
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Bassic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-02-07 08:12 AM Response to Original message |
40. How many lead signers does it take to change a light bulb? |
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opiate69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-02-07 08:15 AM Response to Original message |
41. What did the bass player get on his IQ test? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-02-07 08:22 AM Response to Original message |
42. What do you do with a drummer that cant play? |
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