My DUzy Acceptance speech

First of all, I'd like to thank God, except, you know, most of you librul heathens don't believe in God, so I guess I'll just thank Michael Moore in that case. Or Al Gore.

Next, I would have to say that it's about effing time. Much like Martin Scorsese, I was given a pity award for my "B" material, because by now everybody felt sorry for me for just barely missing it every week. Don't get me wrong. I'll take it. But, I won't like it.

I guess being raised on the mean streets of Cut Bank, Montana, has taught me one thing. Holy shit, it's cold there. I never thought I would survive those freezing winters, let alone come this far and win a DUzy. Personally, all the people who knew me growing up, well you can all go to hell, because I'm the man now!!!!

I have finally done all that I could in life. I can get away with anything. Yes, Wetzelbill is above the law!!!!

At least until next week when I miss the cut again, and then I'll just complain about my genius being shafted as usual. Until then....

You'll take and you will like it!! :spank:

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Congrats on your DUzy, sweetie!

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Thank you very much!!!

Which of course, has set you back about 10 years of grief!:D

If you thought I was arrogant before. That was nothing!!!

If you get into one of Hefner's parties now, snag me an invite!:D