Somebody pick a fight with me. - Democratic Underground

Paragon

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:01 PM
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Somebody pick a fight with me.

With all these new rules and regulations on DU, I'm feeling confined.

I don't care what's it's about.

I want you to hit me as hard as you can. ;)

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Cannikin

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:02 PM
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1. There's a few freepers pickin' on us mo's right now if you want to join in

I'm sorry...alleged freepers.

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KissMyAsscroft

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:03 PM
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2. You have a silly jacket.

And I don't like that.

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Paragon

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:07 PM
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6. Actually, it's a nice, warm peacoat I got on sale at The Gap.

I think it's sweet.

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Ripley

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:03 PM
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3. Alright Dude...Cincinnati STINKS.

Literally, as in P@G and all those nasty liquor factories.

PU! :spank:

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Paragon

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:05 PM
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4. No, say something I don't agree with.

OK?

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Ripley

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:07 PM
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7. You are a football loser and always will be.

I bet you're rooting for the Eagles. Bzzzt. You're a loser. Carolina has cajun magic with them.

Work for ya?

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Paragon

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:14 PM
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11. I'm not from Cincy originally.

I won't be hopping on any of the local team's bandwagons, especially after they blackmailed the taxpayers into two building new stadiums.

Born & raised in Michigan, I am a long-suffering Lons fan - so on that score, you're right. But Carolina's my favorite of the teams left for the Super-Duper Bowl.

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Ripley

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:15 PM
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12. Wha?

I thought you wanted to fight?

Lions fan...hee hee!

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Paragon

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:21 PM
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21. That tears it!

How many legendary running backs is YOUR team having inducted into the Hall of Fame this year?!?

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dudeness

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:39 PM
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33. why do these guys wear all them pads??

I have never seen such a pansy game..breaks every 2 minutes...most of them have huge beer guts..how can you like that crap???

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Paragon

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:42 PM
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34. Here, take this rugby ball.

Now run at that bunch of big, angry guys. You'll learn why pads are preferrable real quick.

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dudeness

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:43 PM
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35. yeah ..we do all that and more

here in australia and we don't need pads..

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Paragon

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:45 PM
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36. Yeah, but...

...your guys can't do post-game interviews with missing teeth and brain hemorrhages. :silly:

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dudeness

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:48 PM
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37. ROTFLMAO..

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dudeness

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:48 PM
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38. I never was much chop at arguing..

cheers paragon..

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Catfish

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:05 PM
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5. Your "fill in the blank candidate" is "fill in the blank insult" and

you're an "fill in the blank insult" for supporting him. You and your ilk are responsible for the problems in our party. If you'd only support "fill in the blank for sensible and right candidate" you might be worthy of my attention.

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ScholarSeeker

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:07 PM
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8. Yo mama!

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salinen

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:10 PM
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9. I think you heard me Punchy

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Kamika

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:11 PM
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10. Yo mama is so fat..

She has to eat 3 Phendimetrazine pills every day !

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Paragon

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:16 PM
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14. OK, I call "worst mama joke ever".

Congratulations.

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Kamika

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:19 PM
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17. yey

I win

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SOteric

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:15 PM
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13. You never call me any more! We never go out anywhere!

yada yada...*whine*...yada yada...

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Paragon

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:18 PM
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16. Wow, it's like every girl I ever dated...

...all wrapped up in one. :silly:

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SOteric

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:25 PM
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23. So *now*

you're telling me I'm just like every other girl you know!

Well that tears it! You never....yada yada...blah-ti-blah blah..yada yada, fuckin'yada yada...and you tune me out when I'm talking to you, too!

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Paragon

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:29 PM
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25. Yeah, but make-up sex RULES.

:silly:

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SOteric

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:32 PM
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26. Ah.

I see you've worked out the dynamics of *that* aspect.

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Corgigal

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:17 PM
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15. SOOOO nice to see you BUT

dear, haven't YOU gained some weight? (light smile and soft laugh)

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DS1

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:19 PM
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18. Why don't you really entertain us and eat some shit?

Fucktard :grr:

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teevee99

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:20 PM
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19. you're a jerk

sorry. you're not.

yes. you are

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jpgray

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:21 PM
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20. YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT! (nt)

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Ohio Dem

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:21 PM
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22. Marlin Jackson only got a one-game suspension for smacking

somebody with a beer bottle.

You're welcome. :evilgrin:

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greatauntoftriplets

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:29 PM
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24. Ya damned Cubs fan!!!

Oh wait, I'm a Cubs fan, too.

:shrug:

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kixot

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:34 PM
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27. Shaddap you whiny little girl scout!!!

Edited on Thu Jan-15-04 09:36 PM by kixot

I got a chip on my shoulder like a mason brick and you're 'bout get the poptop of a can o' whupass opened up on you if ya don't place both palms squarely on the wall, spread'em, and take yer well-deserved ramming like the pig-tailed little molester-morsel you are!!

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fishnfla

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:05 PM
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28. You are a relative of Steve Bartman

*shudders*

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Paragon

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:10 PM
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29. OK, that's below the belt.

Kind of like if Pudge signs with the Cubs. :D

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fishnfla

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:12 PM
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30. Well the alternative line is...

thanks for taking me off ignore.;)

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Disandra

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:12 PM
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31. Damned Freeper! *SHAKES FIST IN THE AIR*

Best insult I could think of.....

:evilgrin:

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ScholarSeeker

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:35 PM
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32. I just don't like your kind

Blow me.

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