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Maine-ah

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Wed May-09-07 07:38 AM
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Make me laugh. Now. Please.

bad morning. :mad: :cry: :mad:

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taterguy

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Wed May-09-07 07:40 AM
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1. Don't you hate it when you hit reverse when you mean to hit forward?

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Maine-ah

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Wed May-09-07 07:43 AM
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2. oh, ouch! lol.

ok, give me more....

need MORE!!! damn it.

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taterguy

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Wed May-09-07 07:46 AM
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3. No can do, I'm taking a dip in the pool

Or maybe not

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Maine-ah

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Wed May-09-07 07:48 AM
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4. holy shit. lol

I guess my day could be worse, right?

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taterguy

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Wed May-09-07 07:51 AM
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5. You didn't drive a fucking boat into a fucking island did you?

Or you weren't one of the passengers whose laptops and other worldly possessions are now 300 feet underwater, which isn't good for electronic devices.

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Maine-ah

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Wed May-09-07 08:08 AM
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9. i'd say, very bad for electronic devices.....

But, I did almost drive our sail boat into a pier....wasn't my fault...engine cut out, and we had to get the sails up in the harbor...holy shit, was that fucked...

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Ptah

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Wed May-09-07 07:55 AM
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6. How would you like to be the first to land on the sun?

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Maine-ah

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Wed May-09-07 08:08 AM
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10. no, but there are a few people I'd consider sending....

:evilgrin:

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bertha katzenengel

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Wed May-09-07 08:24 AM
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12. yow-chee-mama!

I thought I was the only one who said that, only mine is AI-CHEE-MAMA!

:hi: Buddy

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lildreamer316

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Wed May-09-07 07:58 AM
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7. Awww.

How can you be upset with SUCH a CUTE baby???
She is sooooooooo adorable!!

(Hee hee. I know. Sorry about your morning.)

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Maine-ah

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Wed May-09-07 08:05 AM
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8. aw, I know.

but, I didn't sleep well last night 'cause of a dog, then first thing thismorning, I slammed my finger in the door, taking dogs out..big fat blood blister. My hands are all broken out, so they really hurt enough already....then my sister, her frickin life is falling apart so she's calling me every couple of hours, and then she had to bring up one of our brothers who I've been non-comunicato for a couple of years, and he couldn't have even bother to call and say "congrats" when I had the baby :cry: I was once very close to him.

Eh, I'll get over it. I just need a little distraction. :hi:

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bertha katzenengel

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Wed May-09-07 08:22 AM
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11. How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, dammit.

:hi:

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rug

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Wed May-09-07 08:24 AM
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13. Must be a damn big light bulb.

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Maine-ah

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Wed May-09-07 08:27 AM
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14. roflmao!

thanks, Bertha! :hi:

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bertha katzenengel

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Wed May-09-07 08:28 AM
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15. You betcha.

Your day can only get better.

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Maine-ah

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Wed May-09-07 08:29 AM
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16. well, thats how I'm starting to feel too!

:hi:

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