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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:14 AM
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Post Here and I Will INSULT You.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:15 AM
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1. surely you don't mean me, right?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:15 AM
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2. well i couldnt insult you if i tried.
:hug:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:17 AM
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3. That sounds like a fun way to start the day.
:P

Go ahead. :7
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:18 AM
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4. who is the gay man dating a woman?
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:23 AM
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7. Um, that would be me.
:P

Is that an insult? Come on, you can hit harder than that. :)
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:24 AM
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8. son of a bitch!
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:26 AM
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12. That is technically insulting my mother, not me.
:P

I'm glad you started this thread. You clearly need practice. :7
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:37 AM
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17. your cats and your gf like me more than they like you.
and your gf thinks i am hotter and umm better at stuff... :P
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:20 AM
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29. That's pretty good.
:)
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:20 AM
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5. Go on, give it shot.
I dare you.

:evilgrin:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:22 AM
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6. damned cow!!!
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:58 PM
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38. Not good enough.
Try again.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:24 AM
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9. Two words: Bring it On

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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:25 AM
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10. horny goat!!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:28 AM
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15. Have you been checking my browser history?
Edited on Wed May-09-07 08:29 AM by taterguy
Some of those sites are for purely educational purposes

ps I'm so horny that I'm not insulted by being called a horny goat
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:26 AM
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11. Why do you hate us all?
:shrug: :P
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:27 AM
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13. bastard!!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:27 AM
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14. Preemptive insult I stole from Seinfeld: (EDIT-context provided)
Edited on Wed May-09-07 08:35 AM by Deep13
The jerk store called. They're all out of you.:evilgrin:

George used it on someone who was pissing him off after Jerry and Elaine told him it was weak. He used it anyway and when the response was "You're their biggest seller," George countered with, "I slept with your wife!" Everyone at the table looked shocked and someone said that his wife was in a coma.
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:36 AM
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16. how ill-mannered of you! (pre-emptive strike)
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:45 AM
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18. Ah, go to hell!
:P
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:46 AM
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19. you first...and make sure to install an AC before i come along.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 08:48 AM
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20. Will you give me a thank-you card for the AC?
:P
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:03 AM
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21. You're secretly in love with Ann Coulter.
Beat you to it...
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:05 AM
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22. bitch please!!!!
:P
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:06 AM
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23. Yeah, right!
You wouldn't dare!
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:08 AM
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24. exhibitionist!!!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:09 AM
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26. That's not an insult!
That's just a fact.

:evilgrin:
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:08 AM
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25. Do you hate America too?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:11 AM
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27. commie pinko dirtbag!
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:19 AM
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28. Where are todays questions?
:hi:
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 11:28 AM
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30. I replied to your thread in which you
promised to say something nice, but you never responded ...
... so in a way, I've already been insulted by you :), but go ahead if you must
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 11:29 AM
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31. sorry ashling.. that thread got superlong..and i am sorry if i overlooked you
:hug:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:17 PM
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32. Here
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:45 PM
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34. pervert!!
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 02:11 PM
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45. pah!
takes one to know one.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:20 PM
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33. Bring it on!
So to speak. :)
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:45 PM
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35. brat!
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 01:13 PM
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41. That the best you can do?
:D
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:56 PM
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36. Again?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:57 PM
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37. i love you but man your a perv!!!!
:P

muah!
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:59 PM
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39. Girl, you know it's true.
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 01:11 PM
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40. Insult me...
...go on, I dare ya! :)
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 01:15 PM
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42. even kittens are tougher than you!
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 09:16 PM
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51. you call that an insult?
...I scoff in your general direction--(scoff, scoff) :rofl:
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 01:19 PM
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43. Fuck you, slowpoke.
Yer too slow.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 01:21 PM
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44. screw you asshead!
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MAGICBULLET Donating Member (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 02:14 PM
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46. you little booger
let's dance
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 02:27 PM
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47. Go, like you've never goed before.
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 04:06 PM
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48. But........you don't even know me..........
Hmmmm, having a strange sense of Deja vu!!!
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 06:43 AM
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68. but..but...i still think you are prissy!
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 04:09 PM
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49. Go ahead. I can take it.
:scared:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 06:53 PM
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50. please mistress -- insult me!
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 09:19 PM
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52. hee!
:hug:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 09:54 PM
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54. that's me and you on the town!!!
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 09:59 PM
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55. but darling you know that to be true plus i know you'll be kind to my gf's...
:hi: :hi: :hi: :loveya:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:34 PM
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59. oh -- yes love!
but i do love top drawer booze.

:loveya: :hug: :loveya:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 06:51 AM
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69. you sexy slut!!
:loveya:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 09:54 AM
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73. i'm going to have to do that in needle point!
:hug: :loveya:
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 09:28 PM
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53. but what if I pay a compliment
as in: you are a very accomplished woman whose life is blossoming (eg growing opportunities). Heartfelt compliment... but do I still warrant an insult ? :D
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 06:52 AM
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70. salin you are such a flatterer!!
:hug:
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 08:49 PM
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75. and YOU...
are cool to catch on to my little (but sincere) trap. :D :hi:
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gemdem Donating Member (975 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:00 PM
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56. Your insults are powerless
against my blue funk and depression! In fact, such an effort might actually make me smile. How's that for a revoltin' development?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 06:54 AM
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71. pain slut !!!
:P
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gemdem Donating Member (975 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 08:41 PM
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74. I smile at your insult...
:-)
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:14 PM
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57. If such a lovely person as yourself is in need of such a meaningless triumph...
Far, far be it from me to deny you this simple pleasure. "I come to you defenses down, with the trust of a child."

Besides, judging from the results so far, you really, really need the practice, no? :P You're not mean enough. So sorry, you couldn't hurt the feelings of a neurotic ballerina suffering from stage fright and bad zits. You're a softy. But that's a good thing. :)

Hehe. C'mon, let's see what ya got. I can take it. I've posted in GD and lived to tell the tale.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 10:17 PM
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58. Well, it would be the first time you've ever responded to a post of mine....
...so go for it...:P
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 07:03 AM
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72. that cant be true you liar!
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 11:58 PM
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60. All right
Give it your best shop
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 12:02 AM
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61. Go ahead. God knows I deserve it. nt
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 12:03 AM
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62. I am game!
:hi:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 12:12 AM
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63. I did it once before and you never insulted me.....
That is just being a tease. Pure and simple. :)
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 01:04 AM
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65. I am pretty sure
that insulting a kick-boxer is never a good idea.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 01:52 AM
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66. or a lazy, out of shape
grappler attempting to make a comeback. :)
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 06:28 AM
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67. kinky bastard!
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 12:39 AM
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64. I eagerly await my verbal flaying ! Bring it on!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-10-07 08:50 PM
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76. You will?
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