Bad News for toupee fans - Democratic Underground

ozymandius

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:32 PM
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Bad News for toupee fans

Yesterday while putting gas in my car, a man emerged from the gas station. He had an almost shimmering red toupee on his head that eagerly revealed a ring of fringe, gray as a mule.

I could not take my eyes off him. The only thing missing was the chin strap.

What was he thinking? Has anyone ever been fooled by this?

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sasquatch

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:38 PM
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1. LOL

Edited on Thu Jan-15-04 09:51 PM by sasquatch

Why do they do this?!? Why is it that some men are affraid of balding? I have long hair right now but, if I was going bald I'd shave my head:D

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creativelcro

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:40 PM
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2. most men look awful with their head shaved...

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sasquatch

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Thu Jan-15-04 09:52 PM
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3. It's better than those damned toupee's

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ScholarSeeker

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:06 PM
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4. LOL!

I don't know.

I saw a guy once that parted his hair so ridiculously low on one side of his head to cover over his bald head and comb it over to the other side of his head that I wanted to slap him and tell him how fucking stupid it looked. He called more attention to his bald head that way than if he would have shaved his head.

Men are funny.

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beyurslf

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Thu Jan-15-04 10:10 PM
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5. Toupees should be outlawed for the good of all mankind.

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