HOLY SHIT! The Toad has a date. The end is nigh.

Deja Q

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Wed May-09-07 05:09 PM
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HOLY SHIT! The Toad has a date. The end is nigh.

Edited on Wed May-09-07 05:10 PM by HypnoToad

Okay, we know that'll NEVER happen, but I wanted to make the copycat anyway! :P

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wildhorses

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Wed May-09-07 05:10 PM
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1. it WOULD happen if you would ask someone

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Deja Q

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Wed May-09-07 05:11 PM
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2. It would? They wouldn't look at me weird, spit on me, or anything?

Edited on Wed May-09-07 05:12 PM by HypnoToad

:scared:

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ohiosmith

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Wed May-09-07 05:12 PM
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4. If you get lucky they will.

Edited on Wed May-09-07 05:14 PM by ohiosmith

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wildhorses

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Wed May-09-07 05:14 PM
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5. silly toad --- trix are for kids

i bet there is somebody just wishing you would ask them;)

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Deja Q

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Wed May-09-07 05:24 PM
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6. Well, I did that with personal ads - didn't work

Don't ask about real life, though the reasons are probably similar.

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wildhorses

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Wed May-09-07 05:25 PM
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7. when is the last time you asked someone out?

huh?

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Deja Q

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Wed May-09-07 05:26 PM
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8. Via online dating or 'real life'?

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wildhorses

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Wed May-09-07 05:28 PM
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9. either way ---

in the end it is all the same...online is just another tool...don't take that the wrong way:P

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Deja Q

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Wed May-09-07 05:34 PM
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10. Not really.

Online dating - 2 weeks ago.

Real life - I have troubles interpreting body language. I gave up failing at attempting a long time ago. The reasons, after going into detail, would become obvious to you.

I do not understand your optimism; but I will continue. I may be 35, but I'll prove that numbnuts Mitt Romney wrong. (he thinks single people choose to be single because they can live the high life... what a d0rk.)

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wildhorses

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Wed May-09-07 05:39 PM
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11. ok ---

Edited on Wed May-09-07 05:40 PM by wildhorses

look, i know about your aspies...big deal...even regular guys have trouble reading signals...

just do IT...practice...keep it noncholant...no big deal

let it be organic

:hug:

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Deja Q

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Wed May-09-07 05:40 PM
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12. The difference is,

regular guys' overriding motive is carnal sex. Aspies, on the other hand, are genuinely clueless. O8)

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wildhorses

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Wed May-09-07 05:47 PM
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13. you are NOT clueless

you are smart and funny and are you saying you have no sex drive???

cos you sure have the double entendres to prove otherwise...

you want it and you know you want it

so GO FOR IT

35 is the perfect age

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Deja Q

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Wed May-09-07 08:46 PM
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19. Well

Smartness by rote, funny because I've grasped the concept of humor (albeit in a repetitive form, like a sitcom), and contrary to popular belief my sex life isn't that strong. Okay, I've never gotten any but that's beside the point...

The double entendres I learned from watching too much Three's Company, Match Game, anything starring Paul Lynde, and so on...

I know what I want. I lack the self-esteem to go get it. That is the core problem. It's easier to live in the shadows. Plus, if I really did live, I wouldn't want to give it up.

Plus, I'm not 35 yet. :)

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wildhorses

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Wed May-09-07 09:26 PM
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22. hypnotoad

:hug:

chck your pm...in a minute, k?

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ohiosmith

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Wed May-09-07 05:11 PM
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3. What wildhorses said.

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hunter

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Wed May-09-07 07:12 PM
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14. If you open the door and see this:

RUN AWAY!

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Deja Q

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Wed May-09-07 07:58 PM
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15. Probably

LOL

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patricia92243

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Wed May-09-07 08:23 PM
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16. You deserve to be spanked!! I was so happy and excited for you when I read the subject line of your

post. Grrrr :spank:

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Deja Q

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Wed May-09-07 08:43 PM
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18. This Friday I may make an attempt.

I've never done the instigating before, but that is the normal thing to do. May luck be on my side. But, regardless, I will have grown as a person. (and just to clarify, I'm not into one night stands. So I ain't growin' in that way just yet... :spray: )

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philosophie_en_rose

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Wed May-09-07 08:35 PM
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17. You tricky man.

And the DU Naughty Girls Club had already planned to snatch the girl's weave out and start fights over you. :)

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Deja Q

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Wed May-09-07 08:47 PM
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20. As everyone knows, I can never give a straight answer.

:D

Plus, fighting is illogical in a civilized society.

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philosophie_en_rose

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Wed May-09-07 09:22 PM
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21. Logic?

I punish you with this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1aR4FMsuFs

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Elidor

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Wed May-09-07 09:59 PM
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23. Rejection can be tough, but you have to take chances

If you knew that you had to get through x number of people before you get to your soul mate, y, wouldn't you go after the task with an amount of energy equal to z? (Don't even ask me what the fuck that means: I have no idea.)

As for me, I long since stopped worrying whether they'd say no. Nowadays, I'm worried they'll say yes. Stop me before I date again!

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gemdem

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Wed May-09-07 10:02 PM
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24. Cats and dogs are sleeping together...

The natural order of things has been upset...

It is the end! :-)

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