Now REALLY REALLY Confess...first X-rated movie you're IN?

Well...?

Mine was the title role in "The extremely verbose, witty, and well-hung Canadian and his fully-articulating member". It was made thanks to a Canada Council grant!

It was a two-fer, and I used my check to buy a used Buick Skylark.

these are supposed to be real...
i say again...i'm very, very sorry. please don't ban me.

) Sperms of Endearment
2) Saving Ryan's Privates
3) Romancing The Bone
4) For Your Thighs Only
5) Three Men And A Barbie
6) Passenger 69
7) On Golden Blonde
8) Intercourse With The Vampire
9) Mr. Hollund's Phallus
10) Forrest Hump
11) Jurassic Pork
12) Pocahotass
13) Sleeping Booty
14) The Loin King
15) The Sperminator
16) Cum And Cummer )
17) Presumed Impotent
18) A Clear And Present Stranger
19) White Men Can't Hump
20) You've Got Male
21) I'll Do Anyone
22) Crocodile Done Me
23) Snatch Adams
24) Edward Penishands
25) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
26) What About Boob?
27) Schindler's Fist
28) Beverly Hills Copulator
29) Poonies
30) Johnny Pneumatic
31) The Joy Suck Club
32) Cunt Hardly Wait
33) Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off )
34) Nutting Hill
35) The Thirteenth Whore
36) Inspect Her Gadget
37) Free My Willy
38) I Know Who You Did Last Summer
39) Die Hard-on
40) A Few Hard Men
41) The Shawwank Redemption
42) Wet Dreams May Cum
43) Blast In The Ass
44) Wild Wild Breasts
45) Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina
46) 2000 Legs Under Me
47) Humped Back at Notre Dame
48) 101 Fornications
49) Robin’s Wood
50) Batman in Robin
51) Look Who’s Sucking
52) Forever Hung
53) Breakfast On Tiffany
54) Jesus Christ: Porno Star
55) When Hairy Fucked Sally
56) Libido Man
57) My Big Lebowski
58) Sleeping With Seattle
59) Varsity Blows
60) The Boobs Brothers
61) The Firmest
62) The Hunt for Pink Cuntober
63) Riding Miss Daisy
64) City Lickers
65) Cock Air
66) Ed's Wood
67) Desperate Pleasures
68) On Deadly Mound
69) Legs Wide Shut
70) Interview With A Vibrator
71) Star Whores
72) The Three Fuckateers
73) American Booty
74) Bringing Out The Head
75) Seven Dicks Into Beth
76) Field Of Wet Dreams
77) End Of Gays
78) Good Will Humping
79) The Meattricks
80) Happy Getsmore
81) Pants/Off
82) The Cock
83) Full Latex Jacket
84) Close Encounters of the Nude Kind (
85) Man On The Poon
86) Robocock
87) Major Leg
88) Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
89) Vampire in Brook Lyn
90) ET the Extra Testicle
91) Cliff's Hanger
92) Over the Twat
93) Runway Bride
94) My Best Friends Wetting
95) Whores Whisperer
96) Legends of the Ball
97) Young Buns
98) Tango and Snatch
99) Dirty Lancing
100) Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
101) Pokememon
102) Jacob the Licker
103) The Talented Mr. Rip Me
104) Summer of Slam
105) Doing John Malkovich

106) Wee Willy

107) The Mighty Fucks

108) The Hairy Bitch Project

109) American Bi

110) A Jug's Life

111) The Bare Clit Project

112) The Mask of Porno

113) Waiting to Climax

114) Mickey White Eyes


115) Deep Blue Balls
116) Urban Lesbian
117) Face Jam

118) The Bone Erector

119) Reaming Out The Dead

120) Bonfire of the Panties


121) The Bone Ranger

122) Glad-He-Ate-Her
123) Planet of the Gapes

124) Jumpin' Jack's Ass
125) The Cocks and the Mound
126) 28 Lays
127) Prostitute Games
128) Judge Head
129) The Whore is Not Enough
130) Caddysnatch
131) Orifice Space
132) The Brady Munch
133) Scat People

134) The Perfect Porn
135) Pump Fiction
136) Gang Bang Related
137) Jackie Brown Eye
138) XXX-Men
139) Position: Impossible
140) The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride


141) Regarding Heinie

142) Silence of the Loins

143) Dante Peaks

144) Play it to the Boner

145) The Bone Molester

146) Natural Born Jigglers

147) Mouth Party

148) The Flintbones

149) I Know What You Did Up The Bummer

150) Pornocchio

151) Porn on the 4th of July

152) South Pork: Big Long and Uncut

153) Lubrication Man

154) Dangerous Binds

155) Swallow Man

156) Throbbin' Hood


157) Rambone 158) A Rear And Pleasant Danger

159) A Clockwork Orgy

160) Splendor in the Ass

161) Ass Wide Shut

162) Mr. Holland's Anus

163) Tits A Wonderful Life

164) Buttman Forever

165) My Bare Lady

166) Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

167) The Bootie Guard

168) Creamer vs. Creamer

169) Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy

170) There's Something In and Out of Mary

171) Bare Ass in The Park

172) Bright Lights, Big Titties

173) Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory

174) Das Butt

175) Diddle-Her on the Roof

176) Saturday Night Fever Blister

177) Sorest Rump

178) Ordinary Peepholes

179) Dirty and Hairy

180) The Man Who Blew Too Much

181) What Lies Beneath Me

182) (Spanking) 12 Monkeys

183) Three Days Of The Condom

184) For Your Ass Only

185) The Anus Family

186) Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone

187) Single White She-male

188) Tales of the Backside

189) Top Buns

190) Waiting to XXX Hale

191) Men in Back

192) The Inside-her

193) Ball Street

194) Spray it Forward

195) My Best Friends Wetting

196) ET the Extra Testicle

197) The Legend in Bagger's Pants
198) Great Sexpectations
199) Six Degrees of Penetration )

200) A Cockwork Orange

201) Ben-In-Her

202) The Truman Blow


203) Get Harder

204) Fucked In 60 Seconds

205) Jules In Her Nile

206) Pulp Friction

207) The Mod Squat

208) The Negrosheateher
209) Lace Cowboys
210) Blow me, O Juliet

211) Cum-let

212) MacMuff

213) The Laying of the Shrew

214) Julius Eat-her

How's that working out for you?

....
the ones that require special training to operate?
...because they're especially hard to handle on turns, I guess.

Unfortunately, the camera doesn't always add 10 pounds, if you know what I mean. :silly:

seriously

*snort* in you next production...as long as it isn't a small part. ;-)

I mean "The Cunning Linguist" :evilgrin:

it was about a hard working hockey team.

B-)