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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 08:57 AM
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CAPTIONing there
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 08:58 AM
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1. Condi, help me with these flowers! Oh, sorry. You all look the same to me.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 09:02 AM
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2. Yes ma'am where did you want me to put this?
The first recipient of the new immigration policy. Unfortunately he put down to wrong address on the form and is facing felony fraud charges.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 09:17 AM
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7. Ooohkay gardening is done, time to clean the pool
Edited on Fri Jan-16-04 09:50 AM by underpants
:mad:
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 09:03 AM
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3. Coretta thinking to herself...
Edited on Fri Jan-16-04 09:05 AM by DarkPhenyx
...God damn "Equal Oppertunity"

Or if you prefer. "I'm so glad we finally got ourselves a House Prez".
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 09:04 AM
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4. "So, how'd he get to be 'king'? I'd like to get a gig like that!"
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 09:13 AM
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5. "I'll just set these down here,
and when I get them home Pickles can pluck em off and put em in a vase."
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 09:14 AM
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6. W: welp, here you are...got to go...can't stay...fundraiser...bye...
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 09:38 AM
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8. Dang it, dropped my glasses, and shit my cufflink's caught
on this stem.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 12:16 PM
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9. lol
that really is funny

tragi-comedy of life

things like that happen when one doesn't want them to ... in a hurry and stuff ... he probably wants to drop it and run
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 09:10 PM
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10. W: "Ouch these fuckers are sharp"
Edited on Fri Jan-16-04 09:10 PM by Endangered Specie
edit, ID
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 09:13 PM
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11. Glad Laura made me save the White House Christmas wreath
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 09:17 PM
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12. from which year?
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 09:17 PM
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13. I'd better grab these here flowers afore this colored gal steals 'em.
They'll look great at my next fund raiser.
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 09:18 PM
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14. "damn, whered that golfball go?
Edited on Fri Jan-16-04 09:19 PM by LastKnight
i cant believe im paying greenfees at this place, if i were gonna know i was gonna have to concentrate this hard i might as well be workin'..."

-LK
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 10:40 PM
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15. Is this the guy that had the diet of worms?
If I did that, I would have 95 feces too. But, someone told me he was German or something, and I did not know he was a King.
Hmmmm.
I'll ask Karl, he will know.
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BigDaddyLove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 10:46 PM
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16. "Darkie............fetch me a mint julip and a folding chair".
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-17-04 02:02 AM
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17. "If I keep throwin' 'em off with this bullshit,
I bet I can sneak Judge Pickering through tomorrow!"

"Well, that's his 15 minutes of fame and my photo-op. Now off to the important stuff - another $2000/plate fundraiser on Joe friggin' taxpayer!"
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-17-04 03:52 AM
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18. "Gosh, I hope nobody heard that fart." nt
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