Your ship is sinking! You only have time to save one....

Would you pick your music, your cat or your weed?

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Our cat is just the household pest repellant with no emotional attachment to it. We are one of the few austin households that don't have a stash. So I guess my 8 track collection would be it!

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dont do well in water.

So, I would save my dog.

But I have 2 cats. I'd put them both in one carrier and save them both.

Weed is replaceable (not that I smoke, anyway)
Music is too- see threads on Kazaa/limewire, etc...

You can eat the cat later.

But I'd rub the bag of weed against my head to build up static, and then stick it to the cat for safekeeping.

1. No pets allowed on warships.

2. No weed, either.

3. To play the music, you'd have to take a tape deck or something; keeping the thing dry and operational while you scramble for a raft would be a pain, then with 20+ other guys in the raft, odds are someone would violently object to my choice of music...

I'll stick with what I've got:
Flares, signal light, universal translater (pub 102), and clean out my snack drawer...

another ship?

for me. I live on a ship too much of the time, and planning on what to take with me if the ship sinks is part of the job description.
What I listed (except for raiding the snack drawer) is what I am required to bring if we man the lifeboats.

the cat would just scratch the hell out of you when you hit the water. the music wouldn't work.

no matter where you wash up, you can always make fire:)

SHAME ON YOU!

you can get another cat as soon as you go back on land. Unless you're ending up in an island....at least you got yourself a nice cat dinner.

no sarcasm. Which of those is false? You can get another cat anytime you want. They can't give them away fast enough...

of bond with him/her/them, then that's pretty pathetic.

n/t

You can get another cat overnight just by leaving a can of tuna fish open on your porch. Who could get an attachment to a thing like that? I think I'd have more of a bond with my goldfish.

If not, you don't know cats by a *long* shot.

My cat's here with me now as I type -- he was a rescue -- a dog bit his left rear leg when he was a kitten, and the vet he was taken to by the rescue group certainly didn't think the cat was expendable. The leg was amputated, and this life-loving cat met the vet halfway and hung on. And I'm so glad he did.

This great little "tripod" guy follows me around the house, plays a terrific game of fetch, keeps me company when I work or read, etc. He gives quite a bit more than a goldfish, needless to say.

Sorry, but you're all the poorer for not enjoying and appreciating this type of cross-species bond with a loving, grateful, trusting animal.

so I would save my music. Good question though.

The cats will save themselves. In fact, the cats will be on shore waiting for me to feed them.

the cat will be pissed off at me. He's a big pothead/rocker.

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I've been waiting all this time for my ship to come IN, and somehow I missed its arrival, and now it's SINKING?
merde
:-(

I'm using Bondo. Stupid ship. :(

I jam the CD down the cat's tail, this doubles as a signal mirror, I then smoke up the weed and blow it into the cat's lungs, and then jump in the water with the cat, who now acts as an airbag.

When we get picked up by a Korean fishing boat, I let the cat exhale, getting me high, trade the cd for a couple fish (since we both have the munchies) and live happily ever after.

/stupid, but hey, it's the lounge

Well done!

I don't smoke, and I can always sing.

Don't smoke weed, and music isn't doing much for me these days....at least the music I own.

I have dog, who I have bonded with. I know that some people also bond with their pet cats.
If it is someone else's ship, I can always sue them and have plenty of money to buy more cds and weed. If I had enough money to buy a ship and assuming that I'm nopt getting sued, I'd have plenty of money to replace those other things as well.
A pet is irreplaceable. Sure you could get another cat, but not the one you had.

You forgot to list that as the obvious choice.

you made me laugh!

n/t

The most precious thing I own.... (plus, she's warm and can swim!)

I can still sing, right? And I don't smoke weed.

Pretty easy question.

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so I'd take the weed and spread it all around so the sharks would get high and mellow and not eat me.

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I'd take the cat; I've been weed-free for almost 3 decades, and I can sing, hum, and drum on anything around if I need music.

But I wouldn't be the one making the decision here. Ask the cat. Would he take me, his food dish, or his litterbox?

I say me. Because he can catch his own food easily. And, stranded on an island, he won't need the litter box. There's plenty of sand. He will need, however, a raft to get to the island without dampening his royal fur. That would be me.

my cat would understand.

without question. I can make my own music, and weeds abound.

What if I have a violin, shaped like a cat, and made out of weed?

Although I would be tempted to try to take two things: the cat and the weed. When it came down to it though the cat comes first. I love my cats. I love ganja too, but you can replace it, can't replace the cat.