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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 12:09 PM
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You have the ability to make one person get a haircut. Who?
I'd pick Mark Ricci. It's unfortunate that with his modest hockey salary he cannot afford a trip to Great Clips. Damn, even if he went through the drive-through it would be an improvement! He looks like Neil from The Young Ones, not a hockey player. Sheesh!



#2 clippers, please. Top to bottom. :D
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 12:12 PM
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1. John Kerry
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:08 PM
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12. I Agree... Next: Howard Stern
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 07:38 PM
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31. I agree with Howard Stern
What about Jay Leno?
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 12:13 PM
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2. Donald Trump. What's up with the pompadour combover?
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 12:14 PM
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4. Oh, I agree with that.
What IS up with "The Donald's" hair, anyway?
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:13 PM
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19. I'll 3rd that
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:48 PM
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25. I'll 4th it
It's laugh-out-loud bad, like an inverted salad bowl covered with llama hair.
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SiobhanClancy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:54 PM
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26. I'll 5th it!
Surely the man can afford decent barbering.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:56 PM
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27. I always thought The Donald had a rug...
...or would that be The Rug? :evilgrin:
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 12:14 PM
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3. Al Sharpton
'nuff said.
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RUexperienced Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 12:14 PM
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5. Martha Stewart
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 12:17 PM
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6. My eldest nephew.
He's nineteen years old and has flaming red hair down to his ass. It's gorgeous hair but he does not keep it neat or tie it back so it just looks terrible.

He has no plans to seek work so there's really no need for him to cut it. He thinks he's ugly with short hair, but I don't know how he'd know since he hasn't had a haircut in four years. He's not ugly at all and I think he'd look fantastic with it short. But it's not my life.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:09 PM
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13. That would have been my third choice!
:hi:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:14 PM
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20. maybe I'll post a photo later today
:hi: back :)
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 12:28 PM
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7. Steve Nash of the Dallas Mavericks (NBA)
:wtf:
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 12:40 PM
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9. That's who I was gonna say....
that stringy greasy look is GROSS

I feel like I'm back in high school when I see him

yuck
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 12:36 PM
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8. Tucker a/k/a Bow tie man.
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OBXNCarolina Donating Member (28 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:10 PM
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15. Tucker
gets my vote too.
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Ediacara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 12:40 PM
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10. Joe Lieberman
What's the wings in the side of your head Joe?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:11 PM
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17. The Joe Lieberman Brunhild Helmet Cut was popular
In the last century.

Seriously, the wings make him look like he's in a Wagnerian opera, and God knows he wouldn't like that.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:06 PM
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11. James Carville
Your moment of Zen
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F-5 Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:10 PM
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14. Randy Moss
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:11 PM
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16. Don King
if we're talking about head hair. If we're talking about body hair, then all you guys with armpit hair long enough to braid...it's OK to trim it! You'll still be a man, I swear!
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:13 PM
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18. *Snort*


Uncanny! :D
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 02:24 PM
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30. ...the Sharks trail the game by a score of 3-nothing...
"Oh, no. Heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy. Guys, it's three-nil, and it's so violent out there. There's really a lot of bad vibes."
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Scout Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:18 PM
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21. I've got one and a half
Pete Rose, for god's sake man, you look like an idiot! change your hair, please.

Aragorn in LOTR ... don't cut it, just comb it once or twice ... I know he's a rough dude that's been walking the wilds, but just comb it, don't style it.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:20 PM
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23. have you ever seen Pete Rose with short hair?
Remember that cartoon, Nancy (I think it was called Nancy) -- her boy pal, with the spiky hairs? I'd rather see Pete Rose w/ his hair as it is. I don't think he has too many choices.

Actually, he can get away w/ wearing a ballcap in public for the rest of his life.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:19 PM
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22. No, no, - no more haircuts.
Dubya needs some dredlocks and a do-rag.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:24 PM
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24. Sounds like a Photoshop Red Alert!
Any takers?
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 01:58 PM
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28. The Donald...and also get his eyebrows groomed
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midnight armadillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 02:12 PM
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29. Meg Ryan
Or at least I'd buy her a frickin' BRUSH.
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pasadenaboy Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-04 07:49 PM
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32. Jerry Buss and John Edwards
Edited on Fri Jan-16-04 08:02 PM by pasadenaboy
John's Bob's Big Boy hairdo is funny.
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