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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:01 PM
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Who is Ron Jeremy and why do I want to be like him?
I just got some spam saying that I can be like Ron Jeremy.

I haven't opened it. Should I?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:02 PM
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1. He has the second most impressive penis in the world.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:02 PM
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2. Nevermind
Edited on Thu May-17-07 04:04 PM by terrya
I'm slow on the uptake, sometimes. :-)
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:04 PM
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7. ohiosmith
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:05 PM
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9. :
:rofl:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:03 PM
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Is that all?
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:03 PM
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4. he also has an equally large and impressive
saggy beer gut!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:05 PM
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10. I have an impressive penis, back hair and a beer gut
Maybe I am Ron Jeremy and just don't know it
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:04 PM
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6. :
:rofl: :thumbsup:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:10 PM
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15. And mine's the most impressive.
:P

:rofl:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:03 PM
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3. He has a lot of impressive back hair.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:03 PM
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5. I've already got that
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:05 PM
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8. all over like a bear
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:06 PM
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11. Fat, really hairy and with a skullet?
I guess then it means your schlong could be as big as his.

Which means that before long, you'll be schtupping tarts half your age.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:07 PM
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12. Some jokester sent me a pm titled "Penis pic"
Should I open it?

:shrug:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:09 PM
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13. Depends. Who sent it?
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 04:09 PM
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14. He went to high school with George Tenet, former head of the CIA.
Really. He did. It's true.
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