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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 06:24 PM
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"Mommy, you're so hairy and big."
WTF? I'm seated, fully clothed, at my computer. Apparently the pose makes me look "hairy and big" to a seven-year-old. The little freak.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 06:29 PM
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1. Heh, I get Mommy you're soooooo fat! You make a nice comfy cozy pillow.
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 06:30 PM
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3. oh the worst is "You've got a big tummy! Is there another baby in there?"
!!!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 06:36 PM
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5. LOL That's how I am looking these days, sad to say.
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 08:49 PM
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22. The humorist Dave Barry has a great line in that regard....
"Never, ever ask a Woman if she is pregnant unless you actually see a baby coming out of her body."
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Doubtful Optimist Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:27 PM
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36. I made that mistake once.
I was maybe 22 or 23 at the time and I asked a woman I worked with when she was due.

I didn't last very long at that job after that.

:rofl:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 07:01 PM
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7. Me too!
I want to find it cute, but I don't. :(
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 08:15 PM
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15. Thecomfy and cozy bit takes away a lot of the sting for me. :^)
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 06:30 PM
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2. omg, that's hilarious!
Edited on Mon May-21-07 06:30 PM by Iris
I've had friends whose little girls have said things like that to them. Believe it or not, they were actually admiring them!
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 07:02 PM
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8. I think my son was just being conversational
although he does have a wicked sense of humor. He wasn't smiling, though.
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 02:01 PM
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34. yeah. I could see my 7 yr. old nephew saying something like that! n/t
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 06:30 PM
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4. It beats "Daddy, you're a big piece of poop! Hahahahahaha!"
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 07:03 PM
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9. Yes, yes it does.
:rofl:
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 07:08 PM
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12. I felt a mix of anger, and pride, when he told me that.
Pride, because he independently invented the use of coprology as an insult. The kid was a regular prodigy.

I didn't have the heart to tell him somebody beat him to the patent.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 06:38 PM
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6. I said that to my mother once.
Once.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 07:04 PM
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10. Heh.
I bet you grew up to be a very well-behaved man. :P
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 07:06 PM
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11. I would answer your seven year olds comment with a tune
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5V_rXTp1yBU
:) :loveya: crimmy
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 08:01 PM
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13. Ah, a knight in shining armor to my rescue!
I love that song. It's embarrassing to admit but I used to use it to make myself feel better right after I knew my marriage was kaput. It works! :loveya: :hug:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 08:07 PM
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14. Anytime and anyplace my fair Princess
:loveya:
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 08:30 PM
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16. Better than when my nephew
told his mother "mom did you know you have a mustache?" in a loud voice in the ice cream parlor.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 08:37 PM
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18. Lol!
From the mouths of babes, as they say!
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 08:32 PM
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17. oh please!
:rofl:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 08:37 PM
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19. Oh please send over my son so he can comment on you?
:P :rofl:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 09:30 AM
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32. That is why I have pets.
They keep their comments to themselves. Besides, they think I hung the moon.;)
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 08:49 PM
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20. you probably forget how hairless their young bodies are
Maybe not since there is one right in the house. I remember when I was a kid I went to a friend's house and his older brother answered the door, and he had hair growing in his arm-pits. :puke: :scared: The worst part, though, was the knowledge that this revolting hairiness was gonna happen to me someday too. :hide: Make it stop! Make it stop! Peter Pan, where are you?
Too late. I can assure you, that I am bigger and hairer. In fact, I need a shave.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 09:10 PM
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23. That's actually a very good point.
Yeah, he's a hairless little monkey and I don't even think about it. Apparently he does!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 08:49 PM
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21. Yeah sure, he needs some glasses man!
hairy and big

and speaking of 7 year olds

mine just showed up to show me his homework, and to read to me.

:hug:

I must like hairy and big :P

;)
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 09:11 PM
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24. You are a wise man!
Or, a blind one. :P
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 09:24 PM
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26. Wise!
very wise

I see what I see! ;)

and maybe big and hairy is what I like? :P

JK

:hug:

:hi:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 09:26 PM
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27. I don't mind it either!
:evilgrin:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 09:29 PM
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30. wull that is goot!
:evilgrin:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 09:14 PM
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25. Way to go!
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 09:27 PM
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28. Shit, where'd you get that photo?
Jeepers, I take a little nude stroll along the beach... there's no frickin' privacy anywhere any more :grr: :P
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 09:51 PM
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31. The Freedom of Information Act made that photo possible.
Hey, if ya can't trust the government, who CAN you trust?
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DesEtoiles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:41 PM
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38. no more Karen Hughes photos, please
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dropkickpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-21-07 09:29 PM
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29. I don't get the hairy part
Because poor Dropkid is one hairy little girl. Her nickname is monkey, and up until about 6 months ago, she would ask people if they wanted to see her hairy back and tell them that mommy is going to shave it for her someday. But I do get the "You have a big tummy mommy. What are all those lines on your tummy?"

I usually tell her she broke my skin when she was in my belly and it's all her fault. She just laughs and runs away. Little brat, just wait until she hits 25 and her metabolism drops in the gutter.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 10:37 AM
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33. The other day my seven-year-old pulled a tampon out of my purse
and waved it around at my son's baseball game. "Mama -- What's this?" The women behind me cracked up. One said, "Hey, at least it's not your diaphragm."
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:05 PM
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35. OMG.
That reminds me of one time when my daughter was very small. My unmarried and very virginal old uncle was visiting and I called for her to come and say hello. She appeared, hugged the man and then handed him one of her small stuffed animals who was wearing a hat I recognized: it was a Kotex pad, sticky side down. :blush:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:29 PM
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37. Upon putting my oldest to bed this evening
She lovingly squashed my face in her tender young hands and proclaimed "You look like a dog!"

...so sweet. *sniff*

:rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:43 PM
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39. woof woof woof!
:hug:

nice doggie! woof

:rofl:

quit licking me :silly:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:47 PM
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40. "You look like a dog"?
:rofl: They're so damned funny, aren't they? We should probably be writing all this stuff down. Maybe you do; I don't.

Hi sweetie. :hug:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:49 PM
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41. Nah I don't either
That would take dedication and forethought. Neither of which I have.

Hiya!

:hug: :hi:
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:51 PM
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42. Little red riding hood, anyone? Only that was grandma.
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