Immanuel Kant was a real pissant!
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Mon May-21-07 09:13 PM
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant!
Who was very rarely stable.
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Mon May-21-07 09:14 PM
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1. Heidegger, Heidegger, was a boozy begger
Who could think you under the table.
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Mon May-21-07 09:15 PM
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2. David Hume could out consume, Willhelm Freidrich Hegal
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Mon May-21-07 09:19 PM
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3. And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
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Mon May-21-07 09:25 PM
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4. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
about the raising of the wrist...
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Mon May-21-07 09:57 PM
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5. Socrates himself was permanently piiiiiissed.
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Mon May-21-07 10:08 PM
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6. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. (I'm gonna see this thread through to the end. On my first date with my wife, I sang this song and she laughed.)
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Mon May-21-07 10:14 PM
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7. On the first date? Fresh.
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Mon May-21-07 10:32 PM
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8. You think that's fucked up?
We went to the Indy zoo, saw a bald eagle, and I broke into Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar". I know all the words, because I'm a sick fuck. Anyhow......
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Mon May-21-07 10:33 PM
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9. Plato, they say, could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day!
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Mon May-21-07 10:36 PM
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10. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for his bottle,
Edited on Mon May-21-07 10:37 PM by mycritters2
Hobbes was fond of his dram.
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Mon May-21-07 10:37 PM
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11. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink therefore I am"! (that's my favorite line.)
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Mon May-21-07 10:38 PM
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12. And Rene DesCartes was a drunken fart
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Mon May-21-07 10:39 PM
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14. Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed.
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
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Mon May-21-07 10:38 PM
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13. aw. that's really cool!
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Mon May-21-07 10:42 PM
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15. Did I sing any songs for you in P-Burgh?
If not, I'll make it up to you one of these days. Hey. Do they still have those giant blow-up dolls around town?
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Mon May-21-07 11:22 PM
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17. huh? maybe during the Arts fest? (did I miss something?)
we have large dinosaur statues everywhere. no, I missed out on your singing. I hope to hear some very soon!
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Mon May-21-07 11:27 PM
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18. When I was in the Burgh, there were giant balloons everywhere.
A big fish at the convention center, and a few others around town.
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Tue May-22-07 10:01 AM
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I had another image in my mind from your description! :rofl:
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Mon May-21-07 10:50 PM
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You'll have to change your name to Bruce like everyone else on the faculty because Dr. Death is just too confusing.
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Mon May-21-07 11:44 PM
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20. Great fun! Thanks for posting that, Bruce!! nt
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Mon May-21-07 11:46 PM
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21. No worries, Bruce! G'day!
I LOVE the joke about American beer. It's hilarious, and I don't even drink beer.
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