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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 12:20 PM
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If Hersheys made chocolate just for men,
would they brand it "Himheys"?


Five seconds of your life that you'll never get back...
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 12:23 PM
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1. Damn you all to hell... I was going to use that five seconds to
re-adjust my underwear...;-)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 12:45 PM
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3. You'll have to move that to tomorrow.
Enjoy your wedgie.
:D
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 12:23 PM
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2. Well, why is "it" called a "his"terectomy?
No doubt you'll come up with some nonsense about female "histeria."

Hershey's does not make chocolate for Men, god does.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 12:46 PM
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4. Because the "he" in the equation gets to duck the vasectomy.
:P
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 12:47 PM
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5. Technically
"God" only makes the cocoa beans. The Swiss, German and Belgian make the chocolate. :9
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 12:54 PM
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6. Well, the chocolate would be in the form of one shape... not a rectangle either.
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 01:06 PM
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7. Why is it "Hurricanes" and not "Himmicanes" huh? Sexist, if you ask me!
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 02:45 PM
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8. Menstruation, menopause?! Well, just excuse all the hell out of me. n/t
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