my dogs' farts are so bad they blasted me out of bed

mopinko

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Wed May-23-07 10:07 AM
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my dogs' farts are so bad they blasted me out of bed

i guess they gotten into some rancid leftovers in the garbage. i woke up about 2 hours before my usual time that i get up, and thought one of them had gone in my room. but it was just gas. whew, and whew.

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bedpanartist

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Wed May-23-07 10:22 AM
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1. my pit bull's farts are so bad

we get meltage of the nose hair kind.

Pits are notorious for their stinkage.

But I still love him!

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mopinko

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Wed May-23-07 10:30 AM
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2. i think all the bullies stink.

it could have been the boxer, but since the there was no "evidence" involved, i don't know. she's my prime suspect, just because she would have hogged the "food". got 3 rat terriers as well.

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B3Nut

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Wed May-23-07 12:02 PM
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8. That's the real danger of Pit Bulls

the propensity of noxious gases to emanate from their hindquarters! :rofl: Though our American Bulldog often outdoes our pits and Pit-Rottie mix...I swear he turned the air green when Mrs. Nut and I were sitting in the computer room and Johnny the American Bullybullydawg was laying on the floor pooting incessantly. The fact that he had gotten into an entire box of Girl Scout Shortbread cookies didn't help matters any...

We love 'em dearly though, needy and gassy as they may be... :D

Todd in Cheesecurdistan

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bedpanartist

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Thu May-24-07 10:42 AM
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9. yup - pit bull attacks are nothing on land

Edited on Thu May-24-07 10:44 AM by bedpanartist

but by air, watch out!

Ain't he cute though? That's his brother on the right (we think of them and brothers, and so do they, although, well...)

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lost-in-nj

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Thu May-24-07 11:08 AM
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10. I think

my daughters Bulldog could probably beat all your dogs....

blech,,,,,

lost

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ThomCat

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Wed May-23-07 10:30 AM
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3. I'll put my cats up against your dogs!

Damn! I know what they eat. I'm the one that fed them. I have no idea how those smells come from that food.

They must be sneaking something rancid on the side.
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texas1928

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Wed May-23-07 10:38 AM
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4. Purina Kitten chow was the worst.

Edited on Wed May-23-07 10:38 AM by texas1928

Kitten farts are bad, and since all of ours when they were kittens liked to sleep next to our head and face. Lord them cats could make your eyes water in the middle of the night.

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ThomCat

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Wed May-23-07 10:48 AM
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5. LOL! Yes, I agree with you.

It doesn't seem quite so bad when they're adults. At least not as often. :)

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mopinko

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Wed May-23-07 11:26 AM
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6. yeah, a little mousie here and there

can really smell. do they hunt?

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ThomCat

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Wed May-23-07 11:37 AM
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7. Oh hell no.

:rofl:

My cats are tubby, lazy, wonderfully affectionate mushes. If they met a mouse they'd nuzzle it and kiss it to death. :P

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