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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 05:45 PM
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I love having a future trophy wife

It makes me so not PC.

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Guava Jelly

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Fri May-25-07 05:46 PM
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1. I am not I repeat NOT!! looking at her Ta ta's

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 05:47 PM
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2. Why not -- I am

I do NOT want to have to kick your butt!

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Guava Jelly

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Fri May-25-07 05:53 PM
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16. Ok i fess up

I am staring at her breast.
And thinking...(Damn lostinva gets all the hotties)..
Teach me oh great one..

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 05:54 PM
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18. I will, Grasshopper

All of my chicks have been nice looking, and some have been sizzling.

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Guava Jelly

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Fri May-25-07 05:57 PM
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20. If this one isn't sizzling

She sure is smoken!

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 05:58 PM
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21. Filtered AND unfiltered

GRRRRRRRRR

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petronius

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Fri May-25-07 05:47 PM
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3. You are seriously hard-core...

When I take my wife on road trips, I let her ride in the car - using the roof rack is genius!

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 05:49 PM
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5. That way her smoking doesn't bother me

And I can play whatever CDs I want to.

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri May-25-07 05:48 PM
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4. Um, grrrrr....

In a purely platonic way, of course :D

Nice catch, except for that weak ass beer
:P

:pals:

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 05:49 PM
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I'll kick your ass, too

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri May-25-07 05:50 PM
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8. Blahblahblah....

:eyes:

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 05:51 PM
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10. NIce post, Hitler

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri May-25-07 05:53 PM
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17. You're welcome!

:rofl:

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DS1

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Fri May-25-07 05:49 PM
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6. Hey, it's warm enough for Corona.

and I like the alignment so :P

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri May-25-07 05:50 PM
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7. I can't drink that shit....give me a Lager

And damn, it is HOT tonight! No breeze out here on the porch, at all x(

:hi:

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DS1

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Fri May-25-07 05:51 PM
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11. I wish I had a porch

or even a yard. But then, living so close to town is really sweet.

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri May-25-07 05:52 PM
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14. I live about 200 ft from the Red Line, but this porch is no fun

when it's almost as hot out here as it is indoors. x(

Yes, listen to me whine... :P

You couldn't see the city today, too smoggy :puke:

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 05:52 PM
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12. I have my AC cranked up and am drinking Newman's lemonade

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri May-25-07 05:53 PM
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15. Our AC doesn't seem to be working properly...

I have to call maintenance :(

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realisticphish

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Sat May-26-07 01:24 PM
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63. whoa, whoa, whoa

if that was miller lite, ok, but that's a corona

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hijinx87

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Fri May-25-07 05:50 PM
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9. she won't look as good stuffed.

although I envy the taxidermist.

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 05:52 PM
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13. bwwwwahhhhh

That made her laugh, too.

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hijinx87

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Fri May-25-07 05:56 PM
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19. I aim to please

;) to you both.

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wildhorses

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Fri May-25-07 06:02 PM
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22. nice pic

she looks great

:hi:

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 06:03 PM
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23. She does, doesn't see?

I love my woman so much.

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wildhorses

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Fri May-25-07 06:11 PM
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24. i am so happy for you two.

you two are a cute couple

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hijinx87

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Fri May-25-07 06:13 PM
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25. an aardvark would make a "cute couple" with her. n/t

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 06:23 PM
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27. Hopefully I look a little better than one of those

hehehe

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hijinx87

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Fri May-25-07 06:26 PM
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30. you would almost have to.

but my POINT was that you wouldn't have to. ;)

by the way, what the hell is she looking at, off in the distance?

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 06:29 PM
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34. Damned if I know -- and damned if she remembers

I just asked her!

I think I may have just told her to look away from the camera.

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hijinx87

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Fri May-25-07 06:37 PM
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37. maybe she just was just avoiding looking at you.

:evilgrin:

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 06:41 PM
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39. OMFG

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hijinx87

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Fri May-25-07 06:59 PM
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42. it's the lounge, my dear

I am just playing. :evilgrin:

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Drum

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Fri May-25-07 06:21 PM
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26. Wow!

Thanks for the new wallpaper!

xo Drum

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 06:23 PM
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28. Oh Jeebus

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DS1

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Fri May-25-07 08:29 PM
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56. that's actually kinda creepy

to me, anyway

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sniffa

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Fri May-25-07 06:25 PM
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29. i'd Love it if you posted more pix

Edited on Fri May-25-07 06:25 PM by sniffa

gotta buiLd a trophy case to show off.

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hijinx87

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Fri May-25-07 06:26 PM
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31. I will second that one. n/t

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 06:30 PM
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35. Jesus, you SC boys are almost as bad as the Tarheels boys

I dated a few of those.

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hijinx87

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Fri May-25-07 06:36 PM
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36. I just happen to live in SC

I was born in Los Angeles.

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Fri May-25-07 06:26 PM
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hijinx87

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Fri May-25-07 06:28 PM
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33. see? even grovelbot has hard wired circuits. n/t

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Nicole

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Fri May-25-07 06:39 PM
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38. What a great pic.

Tell your future trophy wife she is missed. I so wanted to hear all the bridezilla stuff. :rofl:

BTW, she's getting a damn good prize in the deal herself. :hug:

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 06:42 PM
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41. Awwwww -- that's very sweet

And, I still have plenty of bridezilla stuff to chat about!

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Karenca

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Fri May-25-07 06:41 PM
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40. That's the prettiest picture ever!

:hi: :thumbsup:

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flvegan

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Fri May-25-07 07:19 PM
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43. I'll bet she thinks the same thing.

You're both pretty, wonderful and pretty wonderful.

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 07:22 PM
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44. *blush*

Are you feeling okay, btw?

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flvegan

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Fri May-25-07 07:27 PM
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45. I feel fantastic.

Why?

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 07:33 PM
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46. I'm just teasing

You were so sweet... not the least bit pervy. It startled me.

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flvegan

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Fri May-25-07 07:35 PM
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47. I

took care of bidness before I posted. Give me 10 minutes and I'll be back to my reprehensible self.

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 07:41 PM
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48. Ick

Hey -- what should I do at the gym tomorrow?

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flvegan

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Fri May-25-07 07:47 PM
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49. Saturday isn't

one of your scheduled days. Hmph. Considering we're breaking you back in, I'd make it a push day. Find 6 push exercises (chest, shoulders...not legs) and give me 3 sets of 10-12 reps (after one warmup set). You gotta be ready for next week. Heh heh heh...girlfriend.

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 07:59 PM
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51. Doh -- you're right

I'm insane.

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flvegan

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Fri May-25-07 08:02 PM
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53. I like

to call it "eager"

"Insane" would be sending me those "special" pics. So, if you're truly insane...

You gotta prove it thusly.
*eek*

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taterguy

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Sat May-26-07 02:56 PM
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67. Ahem, it's spelled pevy. What the hell is pervy?

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LostinVA

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Sat May-26-07 04:45 PM
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72. Damn -- you're right

:cry:

I'm eating yogurt right now -- Stonyfield Farm Strawberry Fruit on the Bottom. I SWEAR.

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taterguy

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Sat May-26-07 06:00 PM
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74. That is so unfair

To use the phrase 'fruit on the bottom' in a thread where pevy men are lurking and might be tempted to respond inappropriately

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flvegan

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Fri May-25-07 07:48 PM
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50. BTW, nice SUV, Hitler.

:rofl:

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 08:26 PM
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55. That's hers!!!

I drive a VW Golf TDI (diesel) -- 45-50 mpg.

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flvegan

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Fri May-25-07 08:35 PM
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58. Once you're married...

it's yours too.

Okay, maybe I jumped the gun. Let me rephrase...

Nice SUV, Hitler's wife.

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 08:42 PM
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59. That's better

But, I prefer "Eva Braun."

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Auggie

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Fri May-25-07 08:01 PM
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52. Does she have a sister?

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snailly

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Fri May-25-07 08:11 PM
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54. woo hoo! Awesome pic

}( She's a beauty!

PS If I ain't mistaken, might she be a tad Irish? When I was in Ireland I saw a few who looked like her.

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Fri May-25-07 08:31 PM
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camero

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Sat May-26-07 02:59 PM
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68. That's it. I am fathering grovelbot's love child

As soon as I find a place to put the batteries. :silly:

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HughBeaumont

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Fri May-25-07 09:42 PM
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60. J's going all Guin Turner on us . . .

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LostinVA

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Fri May-25-07 10:08 PM
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61. Huh -- she does look a bit like her

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tjwmason

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Sat May-26-07 01:18 PM
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62. She really is a trophy too

Luckily she's getting a trophy wife as well.

Congratulations to both of you. :hi:

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LostinVA

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Sat May-26-07 02:53 PM
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66. Thank you, TJ

You're too sweet.

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UrbScotty

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Sat May-26-07 01:26 PM
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64. Wow, you're gonna marry Jenna Bush? (nt)

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LostinVA

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Sat May-26-07 03:02 PM
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69. ???

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UrbScotty

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Sat May-26-07 04:33 PM
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71. The alcohol gave it away. (nt)

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camero

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Sat May-26-07 02:53 PM
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65. So stick her on the mantle

:dunce:

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u4ic

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Sat May-26-07 03:08 PM
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70. Or mount her

:hide:

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LostinVA

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Sat May-26-07 04:46 PM
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73. She's gonna kill me when she sees this thread

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