Woman tricked into sex by penis cream treatment

A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday).

Fadi Sbano, 38, even pretended to know a gynaecologist who advised him on how often to have intercourse with her and whether to thrust slowly or quickly. And, on the doctor\\\'s advice, he kept a clock on the bedside table to time the sessions.

The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.

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It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms.

http://thisispembrokeshire.net/display.var.1351648.0.woman_tricked_into_sex_by_cream_treatment.php

:o

a few months ago. :D

:hi:

I feel sorry for this woman and I still think it's funny. :rofl:

:rofl:

Was he using Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Cream? The jar with a picture of his penis on it?

:rofl:

As the greatest scam of all time. If this guy ever gets out of prison, he could launch a series of sold-out seminars (no pun intended) and get rich quick. Moreover, he will never, ever have to buy his own drinks again.

I've often wondered how much more there is to the story. (Yes, these are the questions that keep Hardhead awake at night.) It seems inconceivable that anyone could have fallen for that.

I can almost hear the banjo music as I read this.

:rofl:

Bake
Banjo Player

I have nothing against banjo players. Really, I wish I could play one myself.

:rofl:

Redstone

Who cares if it doesn't make sense? It happened and it's funny.

I found it when I was stumbling around and thought it was interesting.
Is it somehow less valid than all the other stuff people post in the DU lounge?

"Sbano, from Harrow, London, denies nine charges of rape and 11 of obtaining money by deception."

:shrug: :rofl: :shrug:

after all, he did take money for sex.

it will be interesting to see how the Lounge comes to grips with this issue. :popcorn:

Discuss!

:thumbsup:

Didn't she fall for this a few months ago?

:rofl:

RL

;)

I missed this little item first time around.

:D

:hi:

RL

"he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes"

Sometimes one minute, and sometimes as long as TEN. Yes ladies, TEN minutes.

I wonder if he still flies for that airline. And whether the other pilots laugh at him, or compliment him for his ingenuity.

:eyes:

And more on the money-taking:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6589249.stm

http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/search/display.var.1367301.0.penis_cream_pilot_walks_free.php

A Syrian born airline pilot accused of raping a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest by deception has walked free from court after the judge suddenly halted the trial.

Judge Christopher Morton said Fadi Sbano, 38, should not face a retrial.

Judge Morton listened to legal argument by both the prosecution and defence teams before calling the jury back into Swansea crown court on Tuesday and telling them he was ending the trial. No verdicts were returned.

advertisementHe said there had been "concerns" about the conduct of the case but they did not reflect on either the prosecution or defence barristers or solicitors.

But matters had come to light which required further investigation.

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And now you know ... the rest of the story!

Bake

Wow, everyone gets a turn...

:rofl:

RL

You just can't make this shit up!

:rofl:

Bake

Some stand-up comedian won't have to write any new material for years after this story. :rofl:

into his routine somehow.

A friend of mine saw him in Tulsa a few months ago, said it was great. Unfortunately, I had to work.

It reminds me of a story a nurse once told me

It seems a young woman came into the ER needing to have a bottle of shampoo removed from her vagina. She claimed that she slipped in the shower and fell right down on it. The nurse didn't believe her, so the nurse called the cops and ask that they put out an APB for a man foaming at the mouth

Was anybody else reminded of that SNL skit?

"and remember, it's the only cream with a picture of my penis on it!" -- Steve Martin

a woman scorned.

http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/mostpopular.var.1358239.0.teacher_sobs_as_she_tells_court_she_was_tricked_into_sex.php?s=s

The woman sobbed as she told the jury how the deception began.

"It was a cream to be placed on to a stainless steel, tubular instrument, something quite similar to a penis," she said.

"It was to be inserted into me. He (Sbano) said a BUPA nurse would have to insert it inside me but the cost of this nurse would be a lot.

"Fadi said that his method of application would have benefits because it would not be costly and would be softer than a blunt metal instrument."

She said before each session Sbano would telephone Ibby for instructions and depending on how deep the application needed to be, sex would take place in different positions.

having a beavis and butthead moment

:rofl:

You said bone.

Well, actually he's my neighbor's son, now he lives next door with her, but not when I first moved here. Anyway, he would put out ads in the paper or something for a product called: "White Dew Facial Cream." (I couldn't even make that stuff up) Then when girls would show up, he'd blindfold them, under the guise of trying the product without seeing it I suppose, and then masturbate all over their faces and take pictures of it. He ended up getting in trouble for doing this to some young girls and did some time for it. He had up a website with all kinds of pictures and everything, it was pretty wild. He made some good money off of it too, I guess. But yeah, that guy is my neighbor, seems ok nowadays though, but man, that is one embarassing thing to have to do jail time over.

"Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Felony? Please Explain."

"Well, I was the creator of a product called White Dew Facial Cream." :rofl:

Oh, gosh I can only imagine trying to explain that one off to a potential employer. Wow, I'd probably just have to leave once I heard "Please explain." No sugar coating that one.

I don't think sugar was used for the coating.

He should just walk into interviews prepared to embrace the story. No way he can dance around it, so he might as well just run with it. Like he should walk in with a shirt on that says something like "The Load Man Cometh" and pull out some facial cream when he's asked about his felony. A little creativity never hurt.

You're killing me! :rofl:

:)

unlikely.

:shrug:

for one thing. Goes to work everyday, stays out of trouble.