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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:02 AM Original message |
Poll question: what do you do when life gives you lemons? |
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Sock Puppet (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
1. I fucking throw them at people who try to appease me with tired cliches |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:07 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. vodka and tonic sounds good |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
2. Track down the sonofabitch who planted the grove... |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:07 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. with extreme prejudice |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
3. Suck on them? |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:06 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. good one!!!!! |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 04:22 PM Response to Reply #3 |
38. Oh, your lemon is soooooo big! And juicy! |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
7. i look for people with papercuts. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:10 AM Response to Reply #7 |
12. that's cruel! |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
8. Ignore them and go shopping for OJ. And vodka. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:11 AM Response to Reply #8 |
14. i like lime in my jack and coke |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:12 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Oh yes--vodka & cranberry is one of my faves! |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
9. Sell them in New Hampshire where there are practically no lemon laws! |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:10 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. hee hee |
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Coventina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
10. Make whisky sours. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:12 AM Response to Reply #10 |
15. those are good |
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slj0101 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:11 AM Response to Original message |
13. Squeeze them, 'til the juice runs down my leg. |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 01:35 PM Response to Reply #13 |
28. ... |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:13 AM Response to Original message |
17. I clone those lemons, and make SUPER lemons. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:13 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. please don't tell me you are making a lemon army |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:33 AM Response to Reply #18 |
22. You just wait |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 01:32 PM Response to Reply #17 |
26. Damn you, I wanted to make that reference. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 01:34 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Dude I needed you the other day |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 01:41 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Haha, damn, didn't even see it. |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
19. Make limoncello |
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WindRavenX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
20. add triple sec and tequila and make margaritas! |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
21. Wash my Prozac down with lemonade. |
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Redbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
23. I use them to get rid of fire ants |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
24. CHILTONS!!!!! |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
25. No entity ever gave me lemons. I always had to buy them |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
30. Lemon, salt, tequila |
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tandot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
31. Mix them with vodka and make lemon drops |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
32. I juggle them |
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theNotoriousP.I.G. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
33. liver detox |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
34. Rub down the stinky dog with them |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
35. Where is "Squeeze my lemons until the juice runs down my legs" |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 04:08 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. you know what happened? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 04:19 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. Well perhaps if the Lemons were better quality |
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