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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 05:26 PM
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BLANK do it with BLANK
Do you remember those quips?

Example:

ENGINEERS do it with PRECISION

If you remember these punch lines, post your favorite

:bounce:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 05:28 PM
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1. southerners do it with their cousin
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 05:29 PM
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2. Well, that's one I hadn't seen!
:rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 05:53 PM
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7. Boooo!
:grr:

don't get me started, on the other hand, nahh
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 05:29 PM
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3. Cost Cutters Haircutters do it with a significant lack of artistry and skill
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 05:35 PM
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4. Petroleum engineers do it with lubrication
Just to keep it from sliding to the bottom.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 05:47 PM
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5. Polymer chemists do it in chains
Come on, people, don't make me do all the work.

Haven't you heard profession jokes?
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 05:52 PM
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6. Social workers do it for the community
Would it help if I gave you a link?

http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 07:34 PM
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8. Ninjas do it from behind. n/t
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 07:51 PM
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12. Good one!
:rofl:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 07:36 PM
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9. Freepers do it with the palm of their hand
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 07:38 PM
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10. Bankers do it with interest
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 07:38 PM
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11. Orators...mouths
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femmocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 09:28 PM
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13. Teachers do it with class.....
only that has taken on a "new meaning" in the past couple of years!

:cry:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 09:31 PM
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14. Plane captains do it with their hands
always my favorite.

:hi:
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