An invitation from the Chimp Justice himself!
On behalf of The Committee To Re-Select, the Dishonorable William H. Requests your support and participation in the campaign to re-install George W. Bush as President of the United States of America.
These are dangerous times we live in. The evildoers who despise America are trying to hijack more than just our planes. They are trying to hijack our democracy, and what they demand is our freedom. But we will not give in to their demands. They want to take your freedoms away from you. But they can't if we take them first!
Unlike the nine Democrat contenders, President George W. Bush recognizes this threat and is determined to thwart it. President Bush will do everything in his power to keep your freedoms safe, in a lockbox, where no one can get to them without government sanction. As the president is wont to say, "A pound of preemption is worth a trounce of Gore."
The next four years will be fraught with more potential danger.
We must remain vigilant. We must remain strong. We must remain unified. One nation. Under guard. Without liberty. And justice forestalled!
For a house divided against itself cannot stand (nor a man with two broken legs; hence, you would be well advised to heed the call).
RE-SELECT PRESIDENT BUSH
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