ahhh, memories

one of my favoritest threads, evah!!1!. :loveya:

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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Apr-11-05 01:37 PM
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my neighbor is very, very, very angry with me

and i suppose rightfuLLy so...

i've Lived in my apartment for aLmost 3 years now - top fLoor and in a dumpy area... i have a mostLy private (in back - Lots of trees) baLcony that hangs over a brook that runs aLong the property Line.

usuaLLy when i'm drinking, i'LL reLieve myseLf into the brook. i don't think much of it, since i'm just sending it to the treatment pLant.. and, it's my new favorite hobby.

anyhow.. Late friday night, i step out there once again to smoke and make the brook babbLe some more. so, as i'm going a door opens and i see a shadow coming so i stop as quickLy as i can, and zip up.
for some reason, i assume this person is coming for me (i'm a LiL drunk) and i actuaLLy skuLk back into the shadows, in a cowering manner.

after about a minute (most LikeLy Less, but it seemed Like a Long time) i come out from the shadows to see if the guy is stiLL there - and there he is staring at me with fire in his eyes. i gasped, and went back into the shadows - not knowing why; i just had a creeped out feeLing.

then i hear, "you can stand up now!" to which i just ignored because i was stiLL trying to process what was going on. so the guy continues yeLLing up to me, "this is your naaaaayyyyybor. i deeeemand respect! this is your naaaaaybor here - come out here now to taLk to me!"

so i finaLLy come out of the shadows and over to the edge of the baLcony (where the parking Lights are so i can be seen) to taLk to the guy... and then he reaLLy Lets Loose. it was mostLy, "i Liiiiiivvvveee down heeeerreeee!!! what the heLL is wrooooonnnngggg with you!?" (yeah, he eLongated certian syLLabLes Like that)

i was kinda stunned and i just stood there staring as he continued to yeLL. he informed me that i've been doing this for "yeeeeaaaarrrrrssss" and more questioning of what is wrong with me. at some point, i say i'm sorry, and i won't do it anymore.

he apparentLy wanted a fight or just wasn't expecting that, because he then expLoded and reaLLy started yeLLing at me in a threatening manner.

again, i just stared - now i'm dumbfounded, and kinda scared. after about another minute of yeLLing, i said, 'i'm sorry. i wiLL never, ever, do that again" and i figured wouLd be the end of that.

oh no - sorry, wasn't good enough for him, as he continued to berate me, and question my sanity. i finaLLy nodded and skuLked back into the shadows. i can understand someone getting upset; i'd understand it even more so if he was earthy-crunchy who was upset with me poLLuting a man-made ditch with my urine... but this guy was out for bLood Like i was peeing on his porch (he doesn't have one) or something. he apparentLy, was buiLding that pent-up rage against me for yeeeeeaaaarrrrrssssss.

and so that, is why you shouLdn't pee into brooks when you think no one is watching.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3030601

:rofl:

:blush:

i'm sure it's not just DU. :P

:D

You're one bad cat to do something like that. Not that I've evah done anything like that before...

:blush:

and no, i'm not a bad cat; i'm a jimmy jim.

ps: yeah, how'd did you miss this thread. it was hotter than charcoaL.

You can claim all the jimmy jism you want, you're still a bad cat in my book.

:P

thanks. :loveya:

was that really 2001?

it was 2005. ;)

:hi:

how have you been? i haven't read an update in a whiLe.

:rofl:

I will give you props for that. :thumbsup:

A forum created to obsess about us, and they're sniping about keeping it here and not bringing it there!

:rofl:

:shrug:

:crazy: :bounce:

a shout out to you mr. beck. :patriot:

And only those who have been acknowledged by outside sources can be a member.

I finally feel like a Merican.

:)

it's quite infamous. ;)

:shrug:

but cannot retrieve it since its on her yahoo acct. and she has no access to her yahoo acct. she can be found on myspace.

if she asked

but thanks for the info

And the balcony! :P

Champ - that's a name I haven't seen in forever! Wonder if the guy is still around?

you have to see our new baLcony - it's a much better view.



how are you Love? it's getting so cLose. :bounce:

:loveya:

but it made me miss Progmam, MissU and Bouncy Ball...

Lounge regulars...

RL

it was a trip down memory Lane. :o

i'm kinda funny too, as i reread that thread. :rofl:

:rofl:

RL

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

you're my second favoritest audience. :loveya:

and it stiLL makes me Laugh too. :rofl:

:rofl: ;)


Really? I'm second favorite? *swoon* :loveya:

:D So you're in good company.

:loveya::loveya:

:spank: