Yo Ho!

I cannot help myself, I'm feeling all piratey, and you're all me mateys!

Arrrrrgh!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=dXe35iMG2Co

;)


:hug:

Yer me first matey!! Arrrrrg!

Cast off, Master Southpawkicker, we're headed for France.

:rofl:

France it is!

dead ahead!

:rofl:

That's what the T-shirt I'm wearing says. Sweetie got it
for me the last time she was in the Caymans. It has a little
skull/crossbones on the front, so I assume it's some sort of
"Pirate" reference.

Y'arr, I'm goin' with the mood of the lounge, y'arr!

Welcome aboard, matey!

...but I stayed for the sodomy!

(Not to mention that I -REALLY- like exclaiming "Y'ARR"
at random moments, for reasons apparent to no one but myself.
That kinda held me back in the Business World, but it's a
big "PLUS" for an up-n-coming pirate these days.)

Glad to be aboard, Cap'n! Y'arr!

give nothin' back.

And we all share the booty equally.

Glad to have ya aboard!

Arrrrrg!!

as to have ever sailed the ocean blue!

Ahoy!

now where's me rum?

I thought this was gonna be about these, which were originally called Yo Hos.

Join the crew or walk the plank!

Arrrr!!!!

Wanna know why me Roger's so jolly?

Welcome aboard!

"Arrr, me buxom lass! Prepare to be boarded!"

x(

:P

:P

Where is my Sgt-at Arms!

You'll be flogged for this.

:spank::spank::spank:

And you can't flog me. I've already been drawn and quartered. :P

Dammit!

I guess that makes you chum. :P

It should've gone like this:



See how that woulda worked? x(

You'll figure it all out.

Get some sleep ya salty sea dog.

:hug:

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Welcome to the crew, SG!

Glad to have you aboard.

There is rum to be had on this ship. Ask around. Someone has it.

How are ya, darlin'? It's always nice to see you! :loveya: :* :loveya:

It's always lovely to see you, too!

How are things with you? Are you feeling a bit better?

:hug::loveya:

I'm going to see a bankruptcy attorney on Monday, and that will get the creditors off my back. She thinks I qualify for full bankruptcy, and while I know it's not usually the best thing one can do, I'm so deeply in debt that I don't know what else to do. Even the credit counselors want more money per month right now than I can pay.

Do what you need to do in order to make things less stressful. I hope it all works out for you.

Good vibes and wishes coming your way! :loveya:

If it doesn't work out, there's always piracy! :P

Or at least, this pirate's attorney will!

Thanks, sweetie, for your support. You're the BESTEST! :loveya:

And you, my luv, are good people! :loveya:

But you're a badass pirate. :toast:

And I hate to see this kind of thing happen to so many good people. Things suck so much for so many people right now. I hope with all my heart that this current situation (that our country finds itself in) will be turned around soon!

I feel the same way.

:hug:

:loveya:

The Cap'n must turn in. Too much rum and carousing with you has made me sleepy.

Have a good night.

I turn the ship over the Cap'n SG until I get back.

Don't sink the ship or set it on fire while I'm sleeping.

Arrrrrgh!!

Like this guy:

The pirate captain had suffered a lot of injuries on the job, as a result of which he had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. So he decided to into worker's compensation benefits. The agent assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work-related.

"How did you get the wooden leg?" asked the agent. The pirate replied, "Me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me leg."

The agent replied, "That is certainly-work related. So how did you lose your hand?"

The pirate answered, "Well, matey, me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea and this time a shark bit off me hand," said the pirate.

"That's also work-related," said the agent. "Now, how did you lose your eye?"

"Well, matey, I was laying on the deck one balmy day catching some rays when this seagull flew by and shat right in me eye!"

"I don't understand," the agent said. "That's nasty, but seagull crap won't hurt you."

"Aye, matey," said the pirate. "But it were the first day I had me hook."