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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:05 PM
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J'ACCUSE!
Accuse me of something for which I couldn't possibly be responsible, and I will defend myself!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:06 PM
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1. why did you organize the wannsee conference
and then try to assasinate hitler?

why did you do THAT with frankenstein?!?!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:08 PM
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4. It wasn't me.
I was only acquainted with Baron von Frankenstein because i used to mow his lawn. He stiffed me (in a non-sexual way).
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:07 PM
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2. For cripes sake Blue-Jay
quit ripping up the landscaping trying to get the chipmunk out of his hole! You are really starting to piss me off.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:09 PM
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5. My wife is posting with my name in order to discredit me.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:10 PM
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8. he's terrible like that.. No respect for other's property. n/t
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:12 PM
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11. I was asleep at the time.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:07 PM
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3. Why did you...
GET THAT GODDAMN WEEDWACKER TOO CLOSE TO MY HOUSE AND CHIP MY SIDING??!!?????
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:10 PM
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7. Your siding was shitty to begin with. I did you a favor.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:11 PM
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9. yeah, but it's MY siding, not yours to destroy. n/t
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:14 PM
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12. I also didn't sneak into your bathroom and give you an "upper-decker".
In case you were wondering.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:25 PM
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15. Upper Decker?
Is that some kind of weird slang that PERVERTS use???? I know your type, and I saw what you did to my siding.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:27 PM
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16. Perverts?..... Um..... Yes indeed!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:09 PM
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6. I *know* you swiped all my Venom CDs.
Don't fucking try to deny it, hesher.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:11 PM
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10. I donated them to poor kids. Poor kids LOVE Venom.
Why do you hate those who are less fortunate than you?
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:20 PM
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13. Because they smell bad and they make me feel guilty.
I already have a Jewish mother, so thanks anyway, less fortunate people. :eyes:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:22 PM
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14. Kids in China are starving for Venom.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-07 10:29 PM
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17. Let them eat cytotoxin.
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