Drunk Driving Is Bad But NAKED Drunk Driving Is Worse

matcom

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Thu Jun-14-07 08:10 AM
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Drunk Driving Is Bad But NAKED Drunk Driving Is Worse

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BELLEVUE, Wash. --Drunken driving is bad, but drunken driving while naked could be worse. A Washington State Patrol trooper pulled over an SUV on Interstate 90 in this Seattle suburb after observing it driving erratically about 1:20 a.m. Friday.

The trooper found both the driver and his female passenger were naked, with alcohol containers in the vehicle. They apparently had been interrupted in the middle of an intimate act, said Trooper Jeff Merrill, a State Patrol spokesman.

A 19-year-old Seattle man was arrested for investigation of drunken driving, a gross misdemeanor, and investigation of embracing while driving, which Merrill said was a misdemeanor. The 20-year-old Seattle woman was cited for being a minor in possession of alcohol, he said. The patrol did not release their names.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2007/06/13/trooper_stops_naked_couple_in_suv_1181790370?mode=PF

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BarenakedLady

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Thu Jun-14-07 08:11 AM
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1. Shhhhh

:hide:

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Hugin

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Thu Jun-14-07 08:13 AM
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4. It would've been funnier if it had been an RV...

Don'tcha think? :)

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mikeytherat

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Thu Jun-14-07 08:12 AM
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2. Driving drunk + nude + underage = Trifecta!

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Hugin

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Thu Jun-14-07 08:12 AM
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3. Little PSA here...

PULL OVER TO DO THAT KIND OF CRAP!

"embracing while driving" is a CRIME.

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MissMillie

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Thu Jun-14-07 08:13 AM
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5. I have a friend who was arrested for drunk driving years ago

and yes, she was naked when she got pulled over

Not that drunk driving is funny, but when she tells this story its all you can do to not laugh.

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edbermac

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Thu Jun-14-07 09:05 AM
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6. Where'd the guy keep his wallet?

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TrogL

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Thu Jun-14-07 10:04 AM
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8. In teh glove compartment

Tell you haven't driven naked.

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pagerbear

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Thu Jun-14-07 09:16 AM
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7. "Embracing" while driving?

I've heard it called many things....

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KitchenWitch

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Thu Jun-14-07 10:51 AM
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9. How about naked drunk motorcycle riding?

(done that)

:rofl:

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