Why?

Oh why?

It's straight from dlisted.com, which uses really odd photos for their caption contest...I don't think that they ever use photoshopped photos.

"first, do no harm"?

:shrug:

Look at how the woman in the pink dress's chest is literally stretched to accomodate those bazoombas.

:scared:

I really dunno...I wouldn't think so, but someone out there probably thinks it's nice.

:shrug:

:thumbsdown:

It's rather as if some blowhole put monster truck tires on a Yugo.

I don't think I'd be very good company to the sort of mind that would decorate its home like that.

:shrug:

I know I do not.

Looks like they should have a milking machine hooked up to each breast.

:puke:

That is scary. :scared:

Of course, if you're wearing what they are wearing, I guess all you need is a couple of yards of cheap sequined fabric and a Singer.

:silly:

firewall

Just looking at that makes my chest hurt...:hurts:

Why, oh why, indeed.

:scared:

not as large as these women), who is getting breast-reduction surgery because of the back and shoulder pain she has been dealing with for years. Why someone would deliberately do this to themselves is just beyond me.

So they're actually self-supporting boobs.

Makes total body weight less too.

:scared:

I wonder if they drive, how they are able to reach the stearing wheel, or even fit in the driver's seat.

:shrug:

Why else would they do it?

Is the money worth the health effects?

It's like voluntarily choosing to be disabled.

Breast reduction might actually be a medically feasible surgery.

:shrug:

that those aren't natural. :D

but true...

:D

Are not natural. They paid to have those monstrosities. And some unscrupulous surgeon agreed to do it.

they have a hard time at the beach. Wonder if silicone floats.

Doctor's Warning: Do not go in the water when the tide is going out.

:shrug:

...the boobs? Why the orange "tans"? Why the overly bleached, straw-like hair? Why the cartoonish outfits? Why the clownish makeup?

So many questions. So little time.

:rofl:

A whole lotta guys find geologic breasts quite attractive and are willing to pay big bucks to look at 'em. :shrug:

Neon makeup applied with a trowel? Hair so processed it looks like it's about to fall out? A strange orangey skintone not found by coloring in natural sunlight?

Apparently, there're big bucks in the Total Fakie Look. :shrug:

x(

Now stand up straight! :rofl:

Damn, but they all look painful. Maybe that's why they look like they are grimacing.

If they ever have those implants removed, can you imagine what their skin will look like?

x(

x(

license pulled. I don't believe he had the best interest in his patients at heart.

As crazy as this sounds I had read an article about the surgery that these women probably had. They aren't implants but a surgery that has been banned in the US and Europe. Believe it or not - the things actually keep growing even after this bizarre surgery you probably have to get in some Third World country

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_breast_implant

that is mind blowing. I didn't know about that type of implant. Wow, just wow.

she was telling us about the porn version of the Academy Awards that was there a few weeks earlier and there were a few women like that there. They asked her if she wanted to feel them and if her's were real as she was kind of busty (she said they were but I didn't verify :-) ). She was so funny, she said she wanted to run and hide from them.

She also said the funniest part of that night was the girl who won the acting award for best blow job. She said the girl ran up to accept her award all teary eyed and excited while thanking her parents for their guidance in her life. The parents were present and overwhelmed with pride. :D My parents would have slapped the crap out of me but to each their own.

My parents would have disowned me!

I gues those things are good for the porn business. But you'd only be able to do it in one position, I'd guess. Well, at least your arms wouldn't get tired.

:D :hi:

She was telling all kinds of stories about those awards. The slimy guys, the plastic girls.. it must have been quite the show :D

that would lead to an award for the best blowjob? :wow:

If I somehow found myself working in porn I can't imagine ever telling my family, much less bringing them to the award show. Do you think her dad has watched her videos. :(

scary thought on the Dad thing.

:scared:

At the very least, I imagine those award shows show clips. If her parents haven't seen her having sex before then they probably did that night.

What parents would want to see that?

I for the life of me cannot imagine my parents watching me give someone a BJ and being proud of me for doing so on the big screen. It boggles my mind.

Is weirder than what happens anywhere else. :D

I can't imagine any guy finding that sexy. Why would anyone want to look like they are smuggling watermelons? and the back pain...oy! I'm surprised they are standing upright

:scared:

Supposedly the world's largest surgically enhanced breasts here.

LINK DELETED.

Don't want to get thread locked.

:rofl:

I don't know whether to :rofl: or :cry:

I just noticed that the one with the certificate is furthest right in the first photo. Nothing like authenticity I guess.

:shrug:

now I'm truly frightened! but look on the bright side, if she's ever tossed overboard on a ship, she won't drown :rofl:

Who on earth would find that sexy?

Circus freaks...

RL

anorexia have, body dysmorphia or something like that.

:rofl:

that's really gross....wait'll they get old. Ewww.....:puke:

... but the woman wearing pink is only sixteen inches tall.

:yoiks:

Looks like it hurts and they just want attention.

:thumbsup:

my typical immature reply, but I have to say, I don't find it attractive.

Is Paris Hilton in the year 2017.

Why else would they cover 'em up like that?

just feel a great deal of pity for women who have any kind of dymorphia that leads to these types of things. It's the same feeling I get when I see pics of Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Sad, under all that stuff and as they'd normally have appeared, I bet they were quite pretty, they just were never able to see it themselves.

I SO have a smilie for this thread, but don't wanna get it locked

:evilgrin:

...if they don't have one already.

in a few years.

That's truly disgusting.

Redstone