You know it's time for a diet when...
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Sun Aug-03-03 02:33 PM
You know it's time for a diet when...
... you can no longer hold in your stomache and fool anyone!
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Sun Aug-03-03 02:34 PMOriginal message
1. your pot belly has grown a pot belly!
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Sun Aug-03-03 02:34 PMOriginal message
2. When you can't breathe while tying your shoes... n/t
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Sun Aug-03-03 02:46 PMReply #2
4. Or when you can't even see your shoes
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Sun Aug-03-03 02:50 PMReply #4
Some of us can't see our tummys let alone our shoes. Please remember, and think of the fully chested ones before talking about seeing shoes?
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Sun Aug-03-03 03:02 PMReply #7
10. You're right. That was inconsiderate of me.
I may have also offended folks with knobby knees, as well. :spank:
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Sun Aug-03-03 02:41 PMOriginal message
3. you can't even fit into your "fat boy" pants.
It used to be amusing to put them on - huge. Now, they have inexplicably shrunk. Someone replaced them with smaller versions to confuse me!
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Sun Aug-03-03 02:47 PMOriginal message
5. your six-pack has turned into a keg
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Sun Aug-03-03 02:49 PMOriginal message
6. When you can hear your zippers and snaps screaming -
Get real...ain't no f'n way this is gonna work!
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Sun Aug-03-03 02:55 PMOriginal message
8. you're done eating a huge meal, and
sit down - reach to unbutton and unzip to release some of the pressure, and discover they already are.
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Sun Aug-03-03 02:56 PMOriginal message
9. The "Medium" don't fit
Is it me, or are the sizes all getting bigger? I swear I used to be an XL, and I KNOW I'm bigger -- but I'm weating M and L shirts!
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Sun Aug-03-03 03:17 PMOriginal message
11. When the number of X's in your shirt size
is longer than your first name.
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Sun Aug-03-03 03:24 PMOriginal message
12. someone asks you when you're due
and the baby is 14 years old.
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Sun Aug-03-03 03:27 PMOriginal message
13. When you have a dickie do
That's when your tummy hangs out more than your dickie do.
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Sun Aug-03-03 04:41 PMReply #13
15. We call that Dunlap's Disease
...as in yer belly done lap over yer belt! :)
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Sun Aug-03-03 04:31 PMOriginal message
14. YOUR BATHING SUIT IS A THONG
BUT IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. :O
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Sun Aug-03-03 04:45 PMOriginal message
16. when you have jeans in SIX sizes and NONE of them fit
Edited on Sun Aug-03-03 04:45 PM by SoCalDem
:(
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Sun Aug-03-03 06:55 PMOriginal message
And end up charged with multiple homicides.
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