Who is up? Im feelin shitty

make me smile! I dare ya! :D

there - did that do it??


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hope you feel better!

hehe

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Awww....I'm sorry you're feeling shitty tonight, sweetie......

I'm still not over my little gut thing, either...

Sorry I can't make you smile, though......

Wish I could!

:hug:

you want.. makes me happy

:hug:

not my cheezeburgers!!

:D

...an English teacher, at that, quotes Ferris Bueller?

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

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edit: spelling (?)

Life is what is whippin me :)

:hi:

I have insomnia again...so I have some time.

but I am feeling whipped.

so close.. lol.. I guess its better if I didnt unload my soul :D

I had stuffs typed out too.. :blush:

:hi:

Hope you feel better soon!

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Save yourself!

If I keep snacking on tater chips...

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I work the graveyard shift.

Thank the gods I'm off tonight.

hehe...

<leans into the story>

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We have brave explorers, as we speak, risking their live
for the advancement of our collective scientific knowledge.

























They are near the final objective.



















We are traveling to the sun.











We switch now to the live feed from the surface of the Sun!!!!!!!!Series. !11! Hugh!!

muahahahahahaha

:D


kilt me...

hehe

go sit on your porch

and look for naked women coming out of their house

I got an email saying that tomorrow women should come out of their house at 4pm EDT naked to draw out terrorists who won't be able to view naked women :P

I swear that is what it said! :rofl:

idiots

I need proof!!!
:rofl:

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yer pm

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:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58CZcCvwND4&mode=related&search=

kinda funny. :hi:

got my dogs involved :)

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Trying to fix a tits-up router that's taken down more than half of your customer base. After having arrived at work at 8am, no less.

If *that* doesn't make you smile, I don't know what will.


Signed,

A very, very tired and underpaid IT worker.

but the fact that you shared your trauma does :D

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A wealthy man had been having an affair with an Italian woman for
several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided
in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
marriage, he said he would give her a large sum of money if she would go
to Italy and secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise
the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned
18. She agreed, but asked, "How will you know when the baby is born?"


To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for child support
payments to begin. One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his
confused wife. "Honey, you received a very strange post card today,"
she said. "Oh, just give it to me and I will explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,
and fainted.


On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."






why you feeling bad inchie?? :hug:

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:rofl:

next time .. shorter jokes lolol

I was crosseyed for 30 minutes here hehe.. funny, dont get me wrong :D

Im just in a world of shit. It too will pass :

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as a youth I always went to the other show..but I dig learnin. and oh yes the lips say mountains!

hehe

make me frown! I dare ya :D

copycat thread could start like that?

:shrug:

do it bawk bawk lol

:D

Something to make you smile. Something to make you smile.

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Inchworm says to Venus.. here hold this :D

I'm a mess lolol that was funny to me :P

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