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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-23-07 01:04 PM
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I slept with a female last night - ask me anything
A female dog. ;-)

She always gets on the bed each night.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-23-07 01:05 PM
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1. I have a female on my head almost every night. Darned cat suffocates me every time.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-23-07 01:13 PM
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2. I'm not into bestiality. Sorry.
:spray:

(I am just kidding! :pals: )
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-23-07 01:41 PM
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3. Ted Haggard! Didn't know you were a DUer! (nt)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-23-07 05:40 PM
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6. And what a lovely sense of humor you have too!
:pals:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-23-07 01:59 PM
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4. Did she lick her butt?
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-23-07 02:00 PM
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5. that's nothing...i sleep with two girls every night
it's really the cats' bed, they just let me use it ;)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-23-07 11:01 PM
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7. She sounds like a total

bitch. :D




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