The (un)official SOTU Venting thread

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Ashcroft. At least they put the camera on him during that part.

drive an ice pick into my ear drums...

Why do you sibject yourselves to this torture?

My daughter is watching in the next room and just hearing the applause sends shivers up my spine. It'll be all I can do to read about it.

Did you hear the Dems Clap and cheer when McShit said "The Patriot Act will expire next year" - OH so phuken nice.

brilliant

Swig!

Glu-glug-glug.

He is such a Dickhead:mad:

best comedy in YEARS oh wait... this is real life...

did you see the close up of Hilary? she looked like she was in physical pain. and dare i go Clinton here... but we feel your pain, Hilary.

now he is listing the 'coalition' members... where are THEIR troops mr W?

HUH? WHERE?

:puke:

-LK

Loved seeing Ted Kennedy shake his head and scoff. Thanks, Ted...I needed that. Hillary politely stood to clap but was NOT happy either.

Kinda toned down from the previous lies, eh? I remember the good ole days when he could name the weapons, how many they had, and where they were hidden. Ahhhh, those halcyon days of a few months ago...

scolded those that did not want to invade Iraq?

that it was the vodka but I think you're right.

BTW - has he said 1 single thing of truth or value tonight? This year?

so I am DU-ing rather than watch chimpy or his pals, or talking heads.

Sorry couldn't watch the speech. DH had a choice of watching the speech or watching "Barbarians". He chose "Barbarians". But I'm having a drink anyway. Trying to read through the comments on the official SOTU threads to get the gist of what was said.

Happy you let the DH have his way.

After he goes, I can watch anything I want alone, so I guess you understand why.

I'm glad I watched Barbarians. It seems to be no different than the rape and pillage of today, but at least it was another era. From what I have been reading of the SOTU speech on DU, I think I would have burst an artery.

yEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


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-LK

MEET MY VOTE!!! You pompous windbag!

well, we cant all be like you mr. bush...

btw, where is he getting his stats? those bs surveys they give high schoolers, dont they know we dont even read the questions, we just fill those in randomly.

-LK

...and father of two less than sedate and decorous twins going on about how we need to teach values to our children?! :puke:

He has more cheek than a sumo wrestler.

Who could afford to pay the drug dealer when you're out of a job?

See what a favor he's done for the country by trashing the economy?

I want to yell STFU!

that's what's wrong with 'murica' :puke: and :wtf:
Just when I think he can't say anything more stupid!!!

35! Is that normal?

im just happy there werent more. damn cant they think for themselves?

-LK

Did you see the part where the Dems applauded when W said that next year the Patriot Act expires? That was pretty funny.

anyone see the closeup of ted kennedy and hilary? sorry but... i feel thier pain...

-LK

I'm sorry if I sound like a broken record on this particular issue, but I was disgusted that he would endorse codifying hate in the Constitution. And the camera picking up Santorum grinning and clapping...sickening, sickening.

I vowed I wasn't going to watch the SOTU, but I did anyway. I'm sorry I was, actually. It reminded me how ashamed I am to have these hateful people running this country.

In the paper I can write for ex. cred in social studies I plan on making a whole big paragraph on why I think W is stupid for being so obviously homophobic.

Something about God respecting everyone in his eyes, or some such crap immediately after he slapped gay people in the face.

BTW, have you ever noticed that W has never used the words gay or lesbian? Apparently, when he talks about respecting us, he's doing it in code.

Terry

I almost cried when that SoaB started in on that defence of marage act shit! ooooooo...... I wanna SCREAM!!! Aaaaahhhhh!!!


Defence of Marrige Act!! You ass, stay the fuck out of my life!! I'll marry whoever I damn well please! If its a woman, why the hell should that fuck care???

Thus, selling out hiw own daughter, who's a lesbian.

I don't know to what depths these people can sink.

I'm single, are they going to be buying me a mail order wife? Or are they going to use it to make it harder to end a marriage that shouldn't have ever happened?

My guess, just a way to sweep more money into RW coffers....

counseling. ... now if you two will just pray together as a family... :puke:

You heard it here. PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH IS A RELIGIOUS BIGOT PIECE OF SHIT AND A FUCKING WHORE TO BOOT.

NO, YOU BIGOTS, YOU MAY NOT AMEND THE CONSTITUTION TO INCLUDE THE DENIAL OF CIVIL RIGHTS!! HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?!

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Silly you, now the world is going to be destroyed by a robot. Or the Army of the Dead, depending on which movie this lines mostly evokes to you.

Easily the most fun I've had in a long time now! And I was sober!

(Disclaimer: I watched the dumbass give the speech in a coffee shop, with 20-30 fellow liberals. No Child Left Behind got crucified, so to speak, and we tried to keep track of how many times he said "terror", but lost track around 15 or so. It's a good thing we didn't try the drinking game... that may have been trouble.)

He obviously enjoys lying through his teeth. His smirk when he spoke about becoming wise guardians of the taxpayer's money was classic. "Hey, I can get up here and bullshit the entire country and get standing O's. Ain't it cool?"
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There's gonna be a reckoning come November, Chimpy.

like Mr. Potter and Uncle Billy from "It's a Wonderful Life?"

And is it just me or does Mrs. * sound like Dale from "King of the Hill"? A cadenced monotone that somehow manages to be offkey? I doubt I have any sort of "perfect pitch" skills but for some reason her one tone sounds like it's somewhere between two keys on a piano.

to talk about her cholesterol. I didn't get to see the whole thing, but from the noises my husband was making, I'm glad. I probably would have broken the TV. I just keep wondering why the hell we put ourselves through that? I guess just to see what the asshole would say and what we were up against. The parts I did see make me want to :puke:

I didn't actually even watch it. I had a previous commitment (a meeting with some other faculty about blah blah blah I won't go into) but just coming back home and checking in here to read over some reactions and just thinking about it.. it's all starting to feel like too much. Dammit dammit dammit damm...I don't even have the energy to curse appropriately.

At the post office today while in line I had a conversation with some ditzy-looking college girl who mentioned in passing that she had problems with grammar. "Then you're qualified to be president!" I said. She asked if this meant I didn't like Bush. I said simply, "Bush is a worthless piece of shit." "I don't think you should talk that way about President Bush," she said, followed by, "At least he's honest."

At least he's honest.

Holy fuckingmother crap.

I gave her a teensy piece of my mind, which was enough to make my wife nervous (worried I would end up in a violent altercation). Luckily, we were soon up for our turn at the postal counter and could leave the worthless little ditz behind.

At least he's honest.

How? HOW???

I ranted about the SOTU from last year (which I did watch) and all the stuff about Iraq that was proven to be known to be false at the time.

Just thinking about this stuff wears me out. This is a pointless post. But I guess it's a vent.

I don't know how to take this shit.

All * had for American workers is a hearty "Fuck You"

First,the "immigrant worker" program. I was highly amused when he mentioned this,paused for applause and was met by silence.

Then,the "released convict" worker program he brought up.First time I have heard him mention that one.

Look,I do feel for illegal immigrants who come here looking for a better life. I also realize convicts leaving prison need to find employment to avoid winding up back behind bars BUT,I have to stop and look at the real motives behind this kind of shit.

The real motive is a cheap labor workforce with no motive or ability to make complaints about employers violating wage and labor laws for fear of being deported or being sent back to the joint.

Hey asshole,there are millions of us out here who are citizens who haven't broken the law,went to school and learned a trade or got a degree,worked hard to build a life only to have that life "downsized" right out from under us.Now we find ourselves unemployed or underemployed and sinking fast. We did everything right,but now find that we are too big of a "burden" on the uber-wealthy corporate owners,so they want to replace is with illegals and ex-cons.what a slap in the goddamn face!


We did it right and EARNED the right to adequeate employment by being responsible. Now this cabal wants to fuck us out of it!

Somebody did a paragraph-by-paragraph dissection of the lies. I am looking forward to discovering this for the most recent spew of atrocites, as I can no longer bear to actually witness the circle-jerk firsthand.

Do you remember who did it last year? I still have it somewhere on this computer.....someplace. My "bush" folder is getting too unmanageable!!!

I didn't want to lose my dinner, and my blood pressure didn't soar!

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