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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:17 PM
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I'll be leaving for a week, early tomorrow morning. None of your business.


So don't ask.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:18 PM
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1. Are you flying over seas for an abortion??
And I hope it isn't mine..you said you were fixed :hide:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:20 PM
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3. I lied

You know how men are.

Anything to get what they want.

Animals....

:eyes:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:22 PM
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5. You ain't killen My BABY!!!!!
Hey I don't care if it has six heads and 5 of them look like Rush Limbaugh!!
It is a child not a.. oh nevermind :rofl:
Did you lie when you said i was purty? ;(
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:23 PM
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7. No, I told the truth when I told you that you had a


purty mouth, boyah....

:loveya:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:26 PM
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11. It is purty
Too bad it wasn't filled to capacity

Size really doesn't matter :hide: :rofl:
K so it might..
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:31 PM
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26. Typical male
That inch worm's more like half and inch in length. :P



I bet my lips are way purtier:





See?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:50 PM
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38. You win
( GoPsUx takes the walk of shame toward the losers circle)
I'll say it again..I am hung like a horse..
:mad: (not the tail)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:58 PM
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39. Now I know why you had such trouble


rounding up horses for that certain Canadienne's dowry... :D
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:49 AM
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44. Yeah you aint kidden
Edited on Wed Jun-27-07 03:53 AM by GoPsUx
Have you seen how much them things cost.
I need a third job If i am ever going to win my Canuck prize :eyes:
And I might have to cut some brake cables on a certain Lincoln to wittle away a little competition :hide: :silly:
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 09:02 PM
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41. Well, life is like a box of chocolates.... you never know what you'll get.
When you're ready, come back into the fold. We'll be waiting.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:19 PM
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2. OHHH
ok

Can you say
plastic surgery???!?!?!?


:rofl: :rofl: :hide:

have fun with what ever you are doing.....



lost
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:22 PM
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6. Thank you. They promised quick results, guaranteed. Up to 69% increases.

Now I'll really be able to oppress impress women!

Sort of like the dude in those Charles Atlas ads from the old days...
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:20 PM
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4. Botox, eh?
Say no more.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:24 PM
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10. Nope


Lower.


Say no more. Please. :D
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:24 PM
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8. So, where ya goin'?
And whatcha gonna be doin'?

:7
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:15 PM
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16. I'm going to

be having a hard time explaining how a copycat thread led to persistent rumors of penile enhancement surgery.


Apologies for uttering the p-word in your presence, Ms... :-)

:hug:
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 10:22 PM
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42. No, I refuse to believe that.
Enhancement? For you? Impossible! ;-)
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:24 PM
Original message
But....
I want to ask. :shrug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:16 PM
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17. Look here, woman, you just sit down and








please, please don't hit me with that monkeywrench :scared:

:hug:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:24 PM
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9. Where ya going?
:)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:18 PM
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18. To my favorite place:


Cleavageland. :D



Hello, Cleavage! Hello, Cleavage!! Rock 'n' roll! :headbang:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:28 PM
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12. FOLKS! Our Little ForrestGump Is Going For His VERY FIRST Circumcision!
:applause:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:30 PM
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13. woo hoooo!!
I have had six so far!!!It keeps growing back :silly:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:22 PM
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20. Six? That's a good size.


Oops.


LOLGump arnt unnerstanz ur tokkings.



:hide:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:31 PM
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25. Oh...Shit...did i forget to mention feet?
It was pretty tough having to ride around as a baby in one of these..But It fit...barely..thank gawd!

If only i had a twin instead :mad:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:33 PM
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27. Six feet? That's almost two meaters long!
Edited on Tue Jun-26-07 08:35 PM by ForrestGump
I am impressed.





EDIT: edited to remove somewhat (inadvertently) inappropriate smiley...the one that's gasping with shock or surprise, not to put too fine a point on it :o
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:35 PM
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28. I was 6' 1" before the alteration
Now for some reason The ladies quit calling me. :shrug:
I mean :wtf:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:43 PM
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32. I HEARD that you were a big...um....d-word


Democrat. :P
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:47 PM
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36. Don't get me wrong I have a very nice Election!!
I have a diebold tattoo on the side of my machine so the desired results are almost always guaranteed ;)
:silly:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:59 PM
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40. Really? 'cos the way I heard it, you indulged in

padding the poll.


:o
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:50 AM
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45. Yup
I found a use for that stray sock.:rofl:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:20 PM
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19. Second, I'll have you know.


They didn't take enough off the first time. I've had complaints.


:P



Dinner, afterward, at the....





(no, there are limits to what I can say here....)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:37 PM
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31. let the butchery begin!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:44 PM
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33. Oh, it's not that bad. I've heard it's a breeze.


Or something like that. :-)
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:37 PM
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14. You a' cummin to my plaice, big boih?
:*
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:23 PM
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21. To. In.


You know......



You know. :D


:loveya:

:*
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 07:51 PM
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15. Alrighty then.
Take your sunscreen and your mosquito repellant. Don't forget your toothbrush and a fresh change of socks and skivvies. Stay out of the tourist traps. Don't eat any suspet sushi. Send us a postcard.




Oh yeah, - & have fun.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:26 PM
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23. Thank you, Ms teric

:hug:



My ride:




Cool, huh? Wanna ride in my car, baybee? :*
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:25 PM
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22. excuse me, . . . excuse me, . . .
but, may I come along too? I'll be quiet, honest.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:28 PM
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24. All right,


but if you think I'm going to tell you where we're going... :D





Hint: bring latex gloves. Lots of them. And Cool Whip. Fat-free.

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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:37 PM
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30. Just tell me what time to be on your stoop tomorrow morning and how many bags
I should bring?

Cool!!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:46 PM
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34. Hey!

That'll be enough about my stoop, thank you very much.

I'm very sensitive about it. :-(
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:50 PM
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37. nix the stoop, then .....
what time? number of bags?

:hide:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:36 PM
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29. Why not?
What difference does it make?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:46 PM
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35. Because I'm going to


Seattle...


:hide:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 10:25 PM
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43. Forest!!!! Are you coming out to see MEEEEEE??????
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


Okay, mebbe you're not....:hide:
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 05:49 AM
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46. well.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 08:35 AM
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47. Dude,
I'm so hoping it's what I think it is. It's got to be one of two reasons- either dealing with the past or moving forward with the future.

Either way, it's time and best of wishes! :hug:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 09:08 AM
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48. If you give them too many hints
everyone will know you're coming to "hook up" with me.















































:silly:
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