ewww... I accidentally bought cranberry juice

MonkeyFunk

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:37 PM
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ewww... I accidentally bought cranberry juice

not cranberry juice "cocktail".

The real stuff is NASTY! Blood-red and bitter. Grrr...

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Karenina

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:39 PM
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1. It's GOOD FOR YOU!

Dilute it with sparkling water and add sugar or honey to taste. INSTANT SOFT DRINK! (No aspertame).

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MonkeyFunk

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:43 PM
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3. I'm gonna have to

but drinking it straight is gross. Even the vodka isn't cutting the taste.

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hellbound-liberal

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:44 PM
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4. Don't forget the Absolut and a splash of pineapple juice!

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MonkeyFunk

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:48 PM
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6. pineapple juice would be nice

but I don't have any :cry:

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Karenina

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:50 PM
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7. Now THERE'S an idea!

YUM!

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Omphaloskepsis

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:43 PM
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2. It goes great with Gin or Vodka...

As the saying goes, "When given cranberry juice, get fucked up."

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lost-in-nj

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:46 PM
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5. POM

with blueberry is awesome

you should try it!!!!

lost

Cranberry juice is only good with liquor
champagne is a wonderful additive...

:toast: :toast:

lost

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xmas74

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:50 PM
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8. Add a bit of honey

and some liquor.

(Most would add vodka or gin but my friends used to mix it with Golden Grain. Yes, they now have brain damage.)

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MonkeyFunk

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:56 PM
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12. well honey doesn't dissolve in a cocktail

I added some bar sugar.

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xmas74

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Tue Jun-26-07 08:01 PM
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13. that should work.

and they wouldn't care if it dissolved or not. A few of my friends just like honey-seems like they used to pour it on the rim of the glass or something.

I don't know-I was never crazy enough to join them on their Golden Grain binges.

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DS1

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:50 PM
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9. Just imagine what that poor cashier is thinking right now

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China_cat

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:52 PM
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10. Cut it with orange juice

and champagne.

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Xipe Totec

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Tue Jun-26-07 07:56 PM
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11. Dude, Vodka. Lots of it.

and some ice cubes...

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Goblinmonger

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Tue Jun-26-07 10:51 PM
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17. You are speaking my language.

I'm out of cranberry juice, though. Guess I'll have to mix up a black russian.

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Greyskye

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Tue Jun-26-07 08:01 PM
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14. cut it with sprite or 7-up as well.

I don't like cranberry juice either, but it's quite refreshing with these.

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BarenakedLady

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Tue Jun-26-07 08:28 PM
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15. Yum

Where did you find 100% cranberry juice? I can't get it unless it is cut with another fruit.

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Sanity Claws

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Tue Jun-26-07 10:48 PM
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16. MIx it with apple juice

It really is so much better for you than cranberry cocktail that is full of high fructose corn syrup.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Tue Jun-26-07 10:57 PM
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18. The real stuff is the only kind without high fructose corn syrup

Edited on Tue Jun-26-07 10:57 PM by Rabrrrrrr

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Redneck Socialist

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Tue Jun-26-07 10:58 PM
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19. Cut it with some fizzy water, like poland spring

Cranberry spritzer! YUMMY!

I agree, straight up, it's hard to take.

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dysfunctional press

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Tue Jun-26-07 11:00 PM
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20. consider yourself fortunate...

that "cocktail" stuff is putrid crap!

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Generic Brad

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Tue Jun-26-07 11:00 PM
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21. Dump it down the drain

I'm feeling wasteful tonight.

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