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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:21 PM
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There's been an elevation in temperature, so please remove your garments.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:22 PM
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1. Yes, let us begin while we are in this room.
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:24 PM
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2. My mother requests that I render you unconscious.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:28 PM
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3. they are trying to catch me redhanded while driving, either armed, carrying drugs, or both.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:29 PM
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4. I am not wearing much.....
:shrug:

And I need to have some covering on when they arrive from the appliance store to install my new air conditioners.
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:31 PM
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5. My frosty dairy beverage attracts all of the young men to my property.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:31 PM
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6. Impossible
oops, I didnt know there was going to be a test.

I started early. :D

:hi:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:36 PM
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7. As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds,
including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:36 PM
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8. Yes, and this is a really nice place for people engaged in unlawful, frequently violent endeavors.
And yet, I feel as though maybe our perceptions are impaired to the point where we cannot comprehend that the people whom we cause the most suffering are in fact you and me.
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:41 PM
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9. I wish not to be provoked, because I am nearing the proverbial brink.
I am attempting to retain my sanity.
ha-ha-ha-ha

Occasionally, it resembles a rain forest, it causes me to ponder how I have not yet reached the point of surrender.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:47 PM
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10. Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 02:53 PM
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11. Please assume a slouched or otherwise relaxed posture
Our standard of living index has marginally increased recently Assume a slouched or otherwise relaxed posture
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Jokerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 02:57 PM
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12. I'm not saying that she uses men for financial gain...
But you'll never see her with an impoverished young man.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:01 PM
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13. I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelery
then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me.
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:02 PM
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14. Like this?
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1706104228

:rofl:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:11 PM
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15. Your love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member.
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