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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:13 PM
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I am not interested in your webcam or barely legal pics, goddamnit.
This is just a note to the girls who have been sending me MySpace friend requests as of late. I'm guessing that most of them are not intelligent enough to appreciate DU (actually, I'm guessing that most of them aren't female), but this site has generated 30 million posts - so there's always a chance. :)

I can't be the only one whose inbox is filled with this crap, can I?
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:16 PM
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1. Well, they want you to join their porn site for $20 per month..
And by girls you mean "scripts"
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:20 PM
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4. Yes, of course. Scripts.
Still, not even Bill Gates could afford to join all of these sites.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:17 PM
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2. That's not what you said yesterday. n/t
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:19 PM
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3. Well, yesterday I thought they liked me for ME.
Now I see it's all a scam. :(

;)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:22 PM
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7. No no no....
I have an online girlfriend. She is a beautiful 19 year old model, going for her PhD. She just happens to like old anonymous men who post on the internet. She loves me, she really does.
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:26 PM
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11. Mine's 21, a marine biologist, who loves kittens and long walks on the beach.
She got 1580 on her SATs and has an insatiable appetite in bed. When I finally meet her in person I intend to verify this.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:20 PM
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5. well I sure as hell am!
and no PM's :eyes:
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:21 PM
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6. Want a link to my webcam, big boy?
Didn't think so ;)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:24 PM
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8. are you barely legal and is your name Consuella?
if yes to the above then you are crazy wrong :P
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:25 PM
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10. You work for Homeland Security, or what?
How could you possibly know that?

Sincerely,

Consuella
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:27 PM
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13. I have NOTHING to do with Homeland Security
Stop.

It was just a guess.

Stop.

I don't speak Spanish.

Stop.

End transmission: Agent Mike
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:31 PM
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15. The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.
Let the eagle soar. The spoons of Madagascar are shiny.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:24 PM
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9. I've seen yours.
It's all over the net.
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:27 PM
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12. What, are you jealous?
No 225-lb. guy has better legs than I do, and you know it.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:28 PM
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14. I get those too.
:mad:
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:32 PM
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16. I had 58 in May and 47 so far in June.
Edited on Wed Jun-27-07 07:32 PM by Zavulon
Over a hundred, about a third of which were red X's by the time I opened my inbox. :mad:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:33 PM
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17. Change your password.
People hack into your account and steal your password. I change mine every week. And make sure all your settings are set to private.
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:34 PM
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18. Thanks.
Much appreciated. :hi:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:35 PM
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19. No prob
:)
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:37 PM
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20. Ha ha, they stay away from me! Ha ha!
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:39 PM
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21. Stop your infernal laughing and tell me your secret.
Now. Please.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 10:20 PM
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24. The same technique I use here.
Beats me what it is.
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:55 PM
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22. Meet your new MySpace friend
I want you to meet your new MySpace friend. I think her name is Samantha:
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 08:00 PM
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23. Yeah, "she" tries to add me weekly.
She gets all pissy when I tell her I don't date guys in glasses.
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 10:22 PM
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25. I thought you were getting PM's
from other DU'ers!
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mentalsolstice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 10:34 PM
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26. Okay. I'll go away. Sigh! eom
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