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Laurab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:00 AM
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Someone just sent me this bush joke don't know if it's new
but it's funny!

"One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him,

"Hey Georgie, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out,
"Yo Tom, please, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and then dims from sight.
The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers,
"Hey, Franky Baby, what is the best thing I can do for the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies, and then fades into the mist.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads,
"Hey, my man Abe, what's the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies..... "Go see a play"
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:42 AM
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1. Pretty funny!
Although it would be funnier if anyone could believe that Bush gives a rat's ass about helping the country.

(And no, it's not new, but still good...)
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PoconoPragmatist Donating Member (449 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:31 AM
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2. Not New
That joke was around when Reagan was President...LOL. But still a good one.
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