How would the world be different if more Three Stooges-esque slapping took place?

LostInAnomie

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Tue Jul-10-07 02:43 AM
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How would the world be different if more Three Stooges-esque slapping took place?

I think it would be liberating/cathartic if every time someone frustrates me I could pimp slap them or poke them in the eyes. I think it would make all of us live more fulfilling and productive lives for the small price of a few bruises or poor eye sight.

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Drum

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Tue Jul-10-07 03:05 AM
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1. It would be standing-room-only

in the Congressional galleries...and what about packed stores during the Xmas rush? Nyuk!

Oh, and

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Heidi

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Tue Jul-10-07 03:11 AM
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2. I'm generally opposed to poking and slapping,

but you've certainly come to the right place to broach the topic of Three Stooges-esque poking and slapping. :P

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Wetzelbill

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Tue Jul-10-07 05:24 AM
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4. wow, would I ever be in trouble if this came into effect

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Heidi

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Tue Jul-10-07 05:32 AM
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6. Wetzelbill Smackdown!!!!!

Buy yer tickets now, folks. :rofl: :spray:

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Wetzelbill

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Tue Jul-10-07 05:41 AM
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7. see you know the truth, Heidi

I am that rare combination of lovable and anger-inducing. I'd be getting slapped and hugged so much I wouldn't even know what to expect after awhile. :)

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Heidi

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Tue Jul-10-07 05:45 AM
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8. Those hugs are cold comfort

when you're bleeding from a head wound, huh? :rofl:

You know I :loveya:, Bill. :hug:

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Wetzelbill

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Tue Jul-10-07 05:51 AM
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9. oh man, you crack me up...

Edited on Tue Jul-10-07 05:52 AM by Wetzelbill

Nighthawks forever!!!!!:toast:

And I know you do. Same here. :hug:

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Skittles

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Tue Jul-10-07 04:11 AM
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3. darling, get with the program

I do it all the time.....when a guy at work responded to my IM in a snotty fashion I stomped over there and twisted his chest hair until he was screaming - now he is much more respectful although he does run when he sees me

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Wetzelbill

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Tue Jul-10-07 05:25 AM
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5. you might be the coolest person I have ever met

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EstimatedProphet

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Tue Jul-10-07 06:45 AM
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10. Diplomacy would certainly be more interesting

Of course, you could make the argument that Three Stooges behavior really is Bush's diplomatic strategery.

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sleepyhead

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Tue Jul-10-07 07:27 AM
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11. It would be even better with the original sound effects. n/t

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JoDog

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Tue Jul-10-07 07:39 AM
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12. CSpAN and CSPAN2

would be a lot more action-packed.

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