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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:58 AM Original message |
Poll question: So I stepped on a rusty nail; what treatment should I undertake? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:01 AM Response to Original message |
1. Wait for the infection to develop... It's easier to treat if you have larger samples of the pathogen |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
2. Drink a Rusty Nail. Hair of the dog & all that. |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
3. All joking aside, I'd suggest a trip to see your Doc. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:21 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. This is no place for serious advice! |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:34 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. If you are on antibiotics, NOW is the time for rampant unprotected sex with every skank in town. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:31 AM Response to Reply #5 |
10. Wow! I guess I really failed to see this as the opportunity it is! |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:44 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Gotta look for that silver cloud, my friend! |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 11:36 AM Response to Reply #5 |
17. Thanks, davsand - if you hadn't checked about the seriousness, I would have |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 03:19 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Oh, sure |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 03:20 AM Response to Reply #4 |
32. Well, that's a useful piece of advice. |
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badgerpup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 02:09 AM Response to Reply #3 |
31. It's probably a good idea... |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:37 AM Response to Original message |
6. Nobody ever steps on nice, clean nails |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:38 AM Response to Original message |
7. But the tetanus bacteria/toxin is natural... |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:42 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. DPT is not fun either. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:03 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Well, at first the shot was no problem... |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 11:32 AM Response to Reply #9 |
16. what about.. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 03:21 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Quick! Get me to the chelation chamber! Stat! |
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badgerpup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 11:45 AM Response to Reply #9 |
33. THIMEROSAL! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 01:28 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. I'm glad that my pain and suffering could lead to enlightenment |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 01:47 PM Response to Reply #34 |
38. how about good entertainment value? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 02:36 PM Response to Reply #38 |
42. Shouldn't you be peddling your snake oil somewhere? |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 03:23 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Oh, you mean something like this.... |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
12. Well, you obviously don't want those mercury injections. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 11:06 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Well in that case I'm totally screwn |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
14. Exorcism. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 11:16 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. I see! They sneak in through my corrupted sole |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 04:17 PM Response to Reply #15 |
20. You owe me a keyboard! |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
21. When you can no longer get a shoe on the foot, and the green oozy stuff sticks to your sock, |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
22. Do nothing ! Lockjaw is a great hit at parties! |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
23. make a crosswise incision |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:55 PM Response to Reply #23 |
28. Done! Now, this white part I'm seeing... Is that the foot-bone? |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
24. HAHA! I did this about 5 months ago! |
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My Good Babushka (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
25. Buy more life insurance. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:53 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. That's my girl! |
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KatyaR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
26. Ow, ow, OW!!! |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
29. Tamiflu, of course |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 11:51 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. That's not those big suppositories, is it? |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 02:01 PM Response to Reply #30 |
39. Considering it's hyped and overpriced, |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
35. Cut out the infected area. Everything below the neck should suffice. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 02:34 PM Response to Reply #35 |
40. You'd think so, but would that really be enough? |
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NaturalHigh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
36. You can't go wrong with leaches. |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
37. Stepped on one of those giant roofing nails when I was nine... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 02:35 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. You were lucky--if you step on a roofing nail, you can develop shingles |
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