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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 11:45 AM
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I'm going to get a new shirt! Yay!
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 11:46 AM
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1. Just wash the old one.
Think of the children!

;)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 11:47 AM
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2. That's why Ill get a new shirt.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:13 PM
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3. A new shirt?!? Great.
Edited on Tue Jul-10-07 12:40 PM by Dangerously Amused



Now I must reevaluate my purpose in life.





































;)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:57 PM
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6. I'm sorry. I've made you feel worse about your life.
It's just not as exciting anymore, is it?
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 06:45 PM
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8. You know what?




My day was going along pretty well until YOU came along and had to flaunt how special you are, you and your fancy new shirt.



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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:16 PM
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4. Is this a major life event for you?
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:40 PM
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5. He's not telling you the real story
EstimatedProphet is really fourteen feet tall, with a 77-inch inseam and 15-foot armspread. His shirts are made from 100-ounce cotton duck by America's finest tentmaker, using parachute cord as thread and Grade 8 bolts as buttons.

As EstimatedProphet is a good American, he insists on 100-percent domestic content in his clothing. Genuine North Carolina-made cloth, Michigan-made hardware and Georgia-made parachute cord must be in all of his garments. One of EstimatedProphet's shirts provides employment for no less than sixty-seven hard-working Americans.

When EstimatedProphet gets a new shirt, it expands the annual GNP by two basis points. Obviously, then, clothes shopping is a major life event for him.

Just don't ask him about shoes!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:58 PM
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7. ROFL!
:rofl:
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