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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 07:28 PM
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So, does anyone else here floss for the wrong reasons?
I know 2/3s of you floss thanks to the great blog poll.
I was just flossing, and thinking to myself 'I better do a good job or the dental assistant will tut-tut me. She's really cute.'
It just struck me that is wrong reason to floss. My dental hygienist is cute so I better do a good job flossing.

Anyone else floss for the wrong reasons?
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 07:31 PM
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1. As in, "I floss to overthrow the government" or "I have to floss better than that jerk next door"?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 07:45 PM
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3. Sure, if you floss for the government, like Mao sez
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 07:55 PM
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5. I am awed by your photoshop skills..
Mainly, locating, modifying, and posting an image so quickly... You didn't have that already prepared, did you? :-)
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 07:55 PM
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6. Nope. Made it just now especially for your post.
:D
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 08:04 PM
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7. (bows in respect)
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 07:34 PM
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2. I floss because the voices tell me they will kill me otherwise. nt
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 08:59 PM
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12. *snerk*
....*giggle*




....*chuckle*




....*guffaw*
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 07:47 PM
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4. not me
I floss for peace.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 08:14 PM
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8. Clean gums encourage a clean conscience.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 08:51 PM
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9. I floss because satan tells me to.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 08:54 PM
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11. I bet satan makes you use waxed floss.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 09:05 PM
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13. satan is very particular about the waxed floss.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 08:52 PM
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10. I only have one tooth. no floss needed. n'/t
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 09:21 PM
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14. Flossing For the Future :D
I think I'll be glad in 20 or 30 years :7
If they hadn't started making those little Flosser things I wouldn't do it as much though, those things rock.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 09:31 PM
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15. Mmm. That fear of 'what really does happen to those who don't floss?'
That one is a motivator.
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